
whenever tyson gets stuck he realizes he becomes the pokemon version of winnie the pooh....
why?
1. he is a round peg trying to fit into a square hole and ends up becoming a gigantic cork if he eats too much
2. he has to get thin before getting help to get his fat butt unplugged
3. he is prone to getting stuck even without eating much due to a lack of awareness... typically by flying into windows, holes or pipes that are just too small
and 4... his butt gets larger upon getting plugged... as if it wasn't large enough...
So whenever he does get plugged... me and kai usually mess around with his gargantuan rump by usually painting on it, play tic-tac-toe with stickers we place on him that can be peeled off, drumming on it, using it as a cushion with a stool below him, and his personal favorite... hugging it!!!
apparently hugging Tyson's giant, spherical posterior makes him extra flustered and he gets VERY creative with teasing you with that massive badonkadonk... he will shake it side to side, wriggle by twisting the lower half of his body while incorporating light kicks, plant his hind legs on the wall and bump into you with it, and even pull you in closer with his hind legs for a big hug! however... his favorite way to tease anybody when he feels a hug...
he bounces that giant beach ball of a butt up and down at different speeds and he likes it if you hold on to it tight!
yes... he has a very sassy nature and will make sure you know it up until he gets unplugged!
why?
1. he is a round peg trying to fit into a square hole and ends up becoming a gigantic cork if he eats too much
2. he has to get thin before getting help to get his fat butt unplugged
3. he is prone to getting stuck even without eating much due to a lack of awareness... typically by flying into windows, holes or pipes that are just too small
and 4... his butt gets larger upon getting plugged... as if it wasn't large enough...
So whenever he does get plugged... me and kai usually mess around with his gargantuan rump by usually painting on it, play tic-tac-toe with stickers we place on him that can be peeled off, drumming on it, using it as a cushion with a stool below him, and his personal favorite... hugging it!!!
apparently hugging Tyson's giant, spherical posterior makes him extra flustered and he gets VERY creative with teasing you with that massive badonkadonk... he will shake it side to side, wriggle by twisting the lower half of his body while incorporating light kicks, plant his hind legs on the wall and bump into you with it, and even pull you in closer with his hind legs for a big hug! however... his favorite way to tease anybody when he feels a hug...
he bounces that giant beach ball of a butt up and down at different speeds and he likes it if you hold on to it tight!
yes... he has a very sassy nature and will make sure you know it up until he gets unplugged!
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