Greetings fellow planetary denizen, how goes you solar cycle on this the world we have been raised on with nothing suspicious happening? Hope your existence goes well for you, I must step away to do a thing and not assume a different form for any reason.

A clever ruse to hide my true self. I am from a world not unlike your own with the exception of true safety from crime or harm. We learned of your world and were saddened by the suffering. I was between jobs and thought I could help out and so I delved deep into your cultural records and devised a normal everyday name just slopping over with wholesome goodness. Here on your world I am Khan Vader. To truly protect my fellow citizens I will need a working name, so, I will keep them safe wearing the mantle of a powerful being destined to strike fear into the hearts of those intent on evil.

Run in fear criminals, for I am CAPTAIN LOLLIPOP!!

Cap Pop is adopted from  ThePromise
base by  malaikatsune