Tastes like fennel

“I wanna try that new place, what’s it called? Astro Noodle? Guess they’re space themed?”

Macho wolf guy bites into noodles and notices a sudden distinct change in his chest area, looks up at restaurant sign, “Oooooooh…whoops.”

It’s a cute idea and I like the design. Just forgive me for falling back on old magical poof TF shenanigans. XD I think the augmented food like that for a cyberpunk setting is neat!

hear me out... male mac'n'cheese takeaway
Testosteronies

I kinda envisioned the testosterone version being something like a slim-jim XD

nah mach'n'cheese bit served with sourcream

So *that’s* where these tits came from!

Chugging all that 'Progester-max Cola' probably helped too ;)

And that lactaid wasn't so you can *ingest* milk, turns out.

Brings all new meaning back to 'Send Noods'.

That's going to be a surprise for anyone stealing your food out of the fridge.

I'd buy that! But I've been eating those for years now... :D

No more patches! Just a tasty snack...

"May cause occasional Noodle Dragon transformation?"

I kinda want to do a scene at the "White Dragon Noodle bar" from Bladerunner at some point, aaaand now i'm totally going to have to have a character TF'ing into a noodle dragon in the background XD

I'd eat this just out of curiosity >w>

You should! they're highly addictive!

I....... want this very much.

It would be sooooooo good! XD