okay what did wolf do to cause a turkey to become a failed missle launch and what is she using in the middle to cook her turkey?

According to Jan (aka Cartoonwolf)
- Wolf's "fast-cooking" turkey (extra airy)
- Steph's even-faster-cooking "atmospheric re-entry simulation in a micro jet engine-powered wind tunnel" turkey (extra crispy)

This is why you don't fuel a turkey fryer burner with oxygen and hydrazine.

At least they had an extinguisher near by, should have had a few company of FD but the thought was good ;)

thats why those broilers are NOT UL Listed for approval & never will be

Hopefully the extinguisher wasn't made in Britain (old "IT crowd" joke)

Welp. There's always Turkey Hash.

"Tofurkey dogs?" The Devil's work!

Didn't know Jess is into tofu

At this particular picnic, might be the only edible thing.

Tofurkey is NOT an edible thing!

deep fat fryer + frozen turkey = boom

Well !!!! ........... At least , turkey from Wolf is nicely roasted and already shared ^_^"

Enjoy your day filthy colonials
:P
I is only kidding, have fun be safe o7

GMTA.

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FWOOOSH!

smoked turkey actually sounds like a decent idea.

Wolf! The wishbone!

The bigger the model rocket motor, the more likely it will provide a catastrophic failure as per the example we see here.

Ah, VW cookery. More even heat than a Chevy pickup truck engine. Has that nice oily taste too.

You never know if that stain under the VW is from the food drippings or the engine oil.

...DId Wolf's parents cook turkey in the ENGINE BLOCK OF THEIR CAR?!

yes they did the heat from the engine is cooking it they just wrapped it in tin foil

Ooo 1960's Tv Series The Avengers... the first years ended with a unique car scene, one of which was a car with a cooking pan built on top of the engine block. Put you food in, drive a good distance to a nice spot for a picnic, and the food is ready when you get there. Love classic tv series. Though I'm afraid Wolf would use it for heating some reagent... and blow the hood of the car off.

A family of scientists and none of them know how to cook properly.

That's the curse of being eccentric.

Leave it to Wolf to ruin the holidays.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving to you all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX6kLhFWZvA

The philosophy of 'testing if you can without stopping to wonder if you should', applied to Thanksgiving dinner.

...don't ask about the mashed potatoes...

And after the turkey, to the fields for some pumpkin chuckin! Man the clockwork trebuchet!

Why do they all ignore the specific heat capacity of water when cooking?! Fast and hot will never work.

They're using the wrong kind of physics. You want to cook turkey fast, you need a temporal acceleration field.

Half an hour outside, eight hours on the inside...

That's the trouble: they want to cook the turkey fast! Turkey have to cook slowly and steadily!

Tofurkey, is that anything like a turducken?

Love the jet engine turkey!

I would like to have Thanksgiving with these animal folks

How many turkeys wind up undergoing energetic disassociation at these parties? I think the turkey being cooked on the Microbus’s little engine might have the best chances of being edible.

Points for imagination and creativity for trying to cook a turkey in a turbojet’s exhaust, though I would hope that someone try to build a large enough cavity magnetron to nuke a turkey next year.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

I recall TV Chef Jamie Oliver...(or was it Henston Blumenthal?) doing something similar for various ways to cook Christmas Turkey, instead of the conventional oven. One method was to BBQ it, another was sand-baking it, like in Morocco...

jet wash grill. nice

First generation VW Kombi's were made in Wolfsburg. I'm guessing that's a really old gag I'm late to the party on...

Red Green once cooked a fancy dinner under the hood of a car as part of "Handyman's Corner".

While in the Army, my Dad heated his field rations against the engine block of his APC. The trick was to get them out of there before they explode.

Tofu turkey dogs: Don't worry I won't touch that gross stuff.
Yeah... I won't eat the charcoaled grilled(burnt to a crisp) turkey.
Atmospheric roasted turkey... yeah they're going to be nothing left.
They forget to let the turkey completely thaw before putting it into the deep fryer with grease at its flashpoint.

I would be willing to try the full thanksgiving dinner that was cooked while the family was driving to the cookout.

Rofl pure chaos thanksgiving

Only thing missing is the umpteenth case of someone both (a) forgetting that liquid displacement is a thing when deciding how much oil to put in the fryer and (b) forgetting that hot oil which overflows and encounters a gas flame will cause an explosive grease fire. After all the footage I see of the process going catastrophically wrong, how many people actually succeed in deep-frying a turkey?

My cousins are vegan, and they bring a tofurkey every year. Well, they did... These days, I pay them to bring two. I'm an omnivore, and I think their tofurkey is 100% better than actual turkey. The stuffing in them is awesome, too, at least the ones they buy.