Yes the word 'beard' needs a capital letter. Of course it does, it's preceeded by 'Chuck Norris'.

OK, I'll put some reference sheet stuff here.

IOWA MCCAN
AKA Gunge
Gender: No reproductive organs (rodines reproduce asexually) but called female to make it easier
Species: Rodine
Age: 7 in human years, 18 in rodine years
Body: Ribs visible, but has a little bit of pudge on tummy. White skin, tinged dull green on contact areas. Red blood and normal coloured internal organs.
Fur: Transparent hairs, like those of a polar bear, tinged pale gray-green because of all the stuff living in it (hence the nickname 'Gunge'). Appears white when fully clean (AKA never).

Iowa used to have a Hitler moustache but I don't like Hitler moustaches now. I like Chuck Norris Beards now.

Art & character (C) me