Did you hear one of those got stolen from the police station?

Cops had nothing to go on.

(They then caught the perp with his pants down. Soon it was all over except for the paperwork.)

Great piece. Yer description of the mega-size HI places was spot on, too.

Heh!

Wow, I'm just glad you didn't get hurt. When I think of exploding toilets I remember hearing years ago about the highschool kid who flushed a chunk of magnesium down a toilet in the boys' restroom and wound up blowing up every one of the things in the building. And my first thought here was that you were the victim of a similar [i[a postieri[/i] terrorist attack or prank or whatever. Ah well, nothing to see, move along...