"I don't think we can all fit in there." Sasha explained, peering quietly at the looming Photo booth in front of them. Callie pointed with both paws and then towards the other girls, drawing her paws together as if to say they'd be squished.

"I think Callie's right. The physical properties of cubical space certainly can't hold some of our more....wider qualities." Pandora explained, to which Sasha looked up with a pink blush dotting her muzzle.

"Did you just call me fat?" She snarled. Pandora flashed a predatory grin and rolled her eyes, offering a delicate shrug of her shoulders.

"Only your butt. I'd write "Wide load" on there but I wouldn't know what to do with the extra spaAAAAAHHHH COLD COLD!" Pandora squealed, giggling helplessly as Sasha dumped the rest of her smoothie atop the taller canine's head.

[Look. We HAVE to take this picture. To commemorate our new friendship!] read Callie's sign, and she smiled warmly towards the wolf, whom was snickering delicately at the antics of the toony girls.

"Callie has a good point. Lets see if my 'fat ass' can't squeeze in next to Panny's big mouth." The coon grinned. Pandora peered into the photo booth skeptically and grinned at Sasha.

"All the better for kissing up, my dear." She grinned. Sasha giggled.

"After that comment, you'd better. Alright, lets DO this!" The girl beamed brightly. Juliette, however, seemed nervous. Not towards the idea of squeezing in so tightly with all these new girls into the cramped space- but the grey and black Tabby cat that seemed to be sniffing at her.

"Um....Canni help you?" She asked quietly. The feline spit out a dazzling grin and swept up next to her, wrapping an arm around her hips with an inappropriate squeeze.

"I'm Rush...and you must be tired after you're long, long trip from heaven. Come away with me and I shall give you a massage that will sooth ALL of your worries. Shall I start with the inner thighs?" The feline smiled warmly. Callie, Pandora, and Sasha rolled their eyes in unison.

"I'm Juliette, and I hope to god I don't kill you when I beat you with a length of pipe. I ain't goin' back to jail." Juliette muttered. Rush simply grinned.

"Baby. For you, the beatings can't come soon enough. ROWR." He whispered quietly. Juli turned towards the other girls and gave a quiet snort.

"Who IS this fool, and does he have next of kin?" The wolf growled. Pandora gave a sigh and reached over, plucking Rush firmly by the ear.

"This idiot is my boyfriend. Yeah- boyfriend. His obvious lack of intelligence leaves me feeling secure in the fact that nobody else would ever want him. That is to say I like my men stupid. Rush however is an easy fix, observe." Pandora explained, and lit Rush's beret on fire.

"OHMIGAWDWHY?! "Rush shrieked, flailing his arms wildly, as the fire burned. And Burned. And Burned.

"See problem solved!" Pandora beamed happily, whilst Rush circled the quartet, a very very pretty shade of red. And yellow. And burning.

[That's your answer for everything!] Callie's signpost read. Pandora rolled her eyes.

"And it is remarkably effective! See. Now he's not bothering Juliette. He's just rolling on the floor screaming." Pandora explained. Callie rolled her eyes.

"Can we please just get on with this? The sooner I'm away from lover boy over there, the sooner I don't have to smell burned fur or hear him screaming that his nose is melting off. That is VERY annoying Rush." Sasha barked. Juliette nodded her head, and the girls all piled into the tiny photo booth.

It turned out great! Best afternoon ever!!
(Funeral services for Rush will be held on the 27th.)


(Artist is totally  greevixor)