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A friend of mine just sent me the trailer with the caption ''I want to screw that wolf''
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Wolf
Size 1920 x 1080px
File Size 2.36 MB
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🐍 “Stop.”
🐺 “I’ll stop if you just explain it to me, because I don’t-“
🐍 “Would ya please just drop it?”
🐺 “Alright, alright. Fine, fine, fine. Consider it dropped. It’s dropped. It’s on the ground.”
🐍 “Good.”
🐺 *makes to sip his coffee but then…* “But, I mean, come on! Everybody loves birthdays!”
🐍 *groans*
🐺 “You got decorations, you got balloons, you got parties and cake.”
🐍 “Look, I don’t need presents, I don’t want decorations and I- I’m not a cake guy.”
🐺 “Seriously, though, you don’t like cake? Name one food better than cake.”
🐍 *wicked grin* “Guinea pig.”
🐺 “Ugh, again with the guinea pig! *chuckles* I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a guinea pig.”
🐍 “Wrong. Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste air.”
🐺 “Air?”
🐍 “Yes. Air. *does the tongue thing* Mmm, nice~.”
🐺 “I dunno. They’re a little, uh… they’re a little cute for my taste.”
🐍 “That’s what makes them so delicious! You’re not just eating food, you’re eating pure goodness! It’s not about the pig, it’s about what it symbolises on a deeper level! *strokes his throat*”
🐺 “… So you can- you can taste air?”
🐍 “Ah…”
🐺 “What else you got?”
🐍 “Forget about it.”
🐺 “Waitwaitwait. Can you also hear colour? *laughs*”
🐍 “*sighs* Alright, alright.”
🐺 “*does the lookout pose* Can you see sound?”
🐍 “Okay…”
🐺 “Cos we should really be capitalising on these skills.”
🐍 “Okay, alright, fine. Get it all out. Get it all out now.”
🐺 “Okay, okay.”
🐍 *horks up an alarm clock* “Look at that. 4 PM. Now I know the exact moment our friendship died.”
🐺 *chuckles then glances out the window* “Let’s bounce.”
🐍 “Yep.” *swallows the clock again as he and Wolf stand*
🐺 “Tastes like, uh… you’re gonna stick me with the bill. Again.”
🐍 “Well, it is my birthday.”
🐺 “So now you play the birthday card? That’s interesting.”
🐍 *laughs*
🐺 “Can we get a check, please? When you get a chance? … Hello? Checkity-check-check. … You know what, we’re just gonna leave the money right here, okay?”
🐍 “You know the one good thing about this place?”
🐺 “What?”
🐍 “We never have to wait for a table.”
🐺 “Well, isn’t that every place?”
🐍 *seeing some nervous patrons* “Hey, man. How ya been? Haven’t seen you- Snake attack!” *patrons gasp in fright and huddle closer together* “*laughs* Oh, mints! *swallows said mints bowl and all*”
🐺 “Sorry, folks. I’m switching him to decaf. *chuckles*”
🐍 “Alright.”
🐍🐺 “Let’s do this.” *exit the diner and head across the street to the bank*
🐺 “Guinea pig, huh?”
🐍 “It’s the Rolls-Royce of rodents.”
🐺 *holding the bank door open* “Yeah, but it’s still a rodent. Y’know what I mean? *enters the bank with Snake* Don’t mind us, just robbin’ this place.”
🐺 “I’ll stop if you just explain it to me, because I don’t-“
🐍 “Would ya please just drop it?”
🐺 “Alright, alright. Fine, fine, fine. Consider it dropped. It’s dropped. It’s on the ground.”
🐍 “Good.”
🐺 *makes to sip his coffee but then…* “But, I mean, come on! Everybody loves birthdays!”
🐍 *groans*
🐺 “You got decorations, you got balloons, you got parties and cake.”
🐍 “Look, I don’t need presents, I don’t want decorations and I- I’m not a cake guy.”
🐺 “Seriously, though, you don’t like cake? Name one food better than cake.”
🐍 *wicked grin* “Guinea pig.”
🐺 “Ugh, again with the guinea pig! *chuckles* I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a guinea pig.”
🐍 “Wrong. Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste air.”
🐺 “Air?”
🐍 “Yes. Air. *does the tongue thing* Mmm, nice~.”
🐺 “I dunno. They’re a little, uh… they’re a little cute for my taste.”
🐍 “That’s what makes them so delicious! You’re not just eating food, you’re eating pure goodness! It’s not about the pig, it’s about what it symbolises on a deeper level! *strokes his throat*”
🐺 “… So you can- you can taste air?”
🐍 “Ah…”
🐺 “What else you got?”
🐍 “Forget about it.”
🐺 “Waitwaitwait. Can you also hear colour? *laughs*”
🐍 “*sighs* Alright, alright.”
🐺 “*does the lookout pose* Can you see sound?”
🐍 “Okay…”
🐺 “Cos we should really be capitalising on these skills.”
🐍 “Okay, alright, fine. Get it all out. Get it all out now.”
🐺 “Okay, okay.”
🐍 *horks up an alarm clock* “Look at that. 4 PM. Now I know the exact moment our friendship died.”
🐺 *chuckles then glances out the window* “Let’s bounce.”
🐍 “Yep.” *swallows the clock again as he and Wolf stand*
🐺 “Tastes like, uh… you’re gonna stick me with the bill. Again.”
🐍 “Well, it is my birthday.”
🐺 “So now you play the birthday card? That’s interesting.”
🐍 *laughs*
🐺 “Can we get a check, please? When you get a chance? … Hello? Checkity-check-check. … You know what, we’re just gonna leave the money right here, okay?”
🐍 “You know the one good thing about this place?”
🐺 “What?”
🐍 “We never have to wait for a table.”
🐺 “Well, isn’t that every place?”
🐍 *seeing some nervous patrons* “Hey, man. How ya been? Haven’t seen you- Snake attack!” *patrons gasp in fright and huddle closer together* “*laughs* Oh, mints! *swallows said mints bowl and all*”
🐺 “Sorry, folks. I’m switching him to decaf. *chuckles*”
🐍 “Alright.”
🐍🐺 “Let’s do this.” *exit the diner and head across the street to the bank*
🐺 “Guinea pig, huh?”
🐍 “It’s the Rolls-Royce of rodents.”
🐺 *holding the bank door open* “Yeah, but it’s still a rodent. Y’know what I mean? *enters the bank with Snake* Don’t mind us, just robbin’ this place.”
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