My lunchroom colaboration with  mushroomist
Christine: I have a great plan to get celeb connections for when I'm a famous drag queen!
"knock knock"
Frankie: Hello?
Christine: Happy birthday to you... you live in a zoo... you loooooooooook like a monkey... and you smell like one to! (And I wasn't being racist about the monkey thing); Did you like my song?
Frankie: No.
Christine: Can I go inside your house?
Frankie: No!