canon voice now

it's pretty much exactly what i imagine skip sounds like
whiny and like he's about to break into tears at any second

Nah, he cries like Nicocado Avocado.

michigan! wa haa haaaaaa

Audition Holder: Not depressing enough.
Skip: *thuds away sobbing loudly*
Audition Holder: STILL not depressing enough.

poor skip, he can't even be the best at being pathetic :3c

Which is weird since all evidence points to him being the most pathetic being currently living.
Is he too light? Too clean? Too chipper?
What could we be missing!?

we'll just have to 'experiment' :3

Indeed.
Let us learn about this paradox.

Awww poor baby, maybe some more chocolate will help soothe his nerves^^

skip lumbering back home and drowning his sorrows with a 10 pound block of baking chocolate

And washing it down with chocolate milk or, for something stronger, chocolate syrup?

cchocolate coffee creamer

Yummy

There, There.

he tried his best
unfortunately his best is most people's worst :3

Poor skip. Hugs are needed for this big innocent bunbun *hugs skip*

big sticky bunny hugs

https://youtu.be/kRkCX2-yDjs

100% accurate
skip's majestic singing voice...

He just needs a better attitude!

He also needs a week long power shower but attitude helps I think!

and some counseling and a better agent and a deep clean of his apartment but mostly attitude

he makes a great windows impersonation

yeah he's great at that imo

poor guy. he needs lots more fast food to destroy that bod even more, then maybe he'll find success~

i mean that's way easier than losing weight :V

I mean, it’s OBVIOUSLY because Skip isn’t fat or pathetic or dirty enough!

we'll just have to ruin him further :)

Agreed. The amount of obesity and stained fur should always be rising. Gotta make him as bad as possible~

if it were up to me, id get this poor bunny an equally large girlfriend

skip cracking under the pressure :3c

hey guyfuy !! i was lovingly looking over all your skip drawings again and i was wondering if you might have some info on what kind of intimacy skip would enjoy from a partner. where on his body he likes to be kissed the most, where he likes to be held, how he'd even approach the idea of sex etc etc.)
i know hes sposed to be miserable but itd be nice to know exactly how to go about comforting him !! outside of giving him chocolate obviously

thinking about it, honestly skip would probably fall head over heels for the first person to show him any genuine affection; just being nice and showing him love would melt him <3

the bar is so low for this poor guy.. . . . i wanna shrink him down to the size of a pillow and just carry him around. hoguh i love him so much </3</3