If you don’t say she’s the best, you’re fucking dead.

NGL I didn't realize what I was looking at and thought she had a fuckin muffin tin on her chest

Glad it wasn't just me. >.>

shhh don't tell her that it's Not a rocket launcher, she's legally blind

same lol XD

Yeah, my mind immediately went to pastry.

Heat-seeking muffin missiles

Same! X'D

muffin top

Mm-hmm...This totally doesn't feel like unhealthy overcompensation...

Not gonna lie I thought those were muffin pans. Quick get the emergency muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!

True, but when she get the Fizzyfaz dispenser installed?

has she been reading MSG manga?

Fire!!!

Glamrock!Freddy: "I don't know about you, but I'm gettin' turned on here."

I guess Ashley from resident evil 4 isn't the only girl around equipped with ballistics haha

She's gonna need some bullets after that

Why am I suddenly reminded of the conkers bad fur day scene during the wartime chapter with the boss at the end.

that actually went through my head at some point

Please don't tell me she's going to start rattling off the caliber and model of ammunition she has stored in her chest now lol

BRUH WHAT 😂

For a second it looks like a baking tray and now I want cupcakes

she gonna bake some bomb-ass cupcakes and

and not even share...

Okay seriously I see the muffin tin idea people are saying but, my first thought was that it was one of those riot ballistic packs that shoot out hundreds of rubber balls to stop rioters. For reference the guys from Jack*** let themselves get hit by one

missle tits?

hell yeah

Dr Evil Voice "I like to see a woman of that... caliber"

she just wants to do her races without picking up the power ups....so she made sure she starts with one

When Roxanne’s boss fight gone with a terrifying twist.

Imagine the color of your face when Freddy yells “GREGORY, TAKE COVER!!” if the battle happens.

LMAO YEAH

"Objective: KILL"

It's only fair to me. I live by the tits, I die by the tits

….jackpot >:3

Damn she got the ashley graham upgrade

Considering the other weirdly military grade shit Fazbear Entertainment just apparently has, this wouldn't surprise me.

I am honestly starting to think the reason they can stay open is the Fazbear Entertainment company is some sort of hobby subsidiary for the CEO of a big weapons company

It was theorizes before that if FE was once a military-related company or organization, from Sister Location’s underground nuclear bunker theory.

However, I will not find it too surprising, if not confidently believable. Instead the company find better uses of technology in food and entertainment industries, than making robots for war. Imagine if those robots are that advanced in 80s, it will be a dramatic military advantage for the country’s armed forces who acquired them.

Not just raw power but BRA power!

Now I wonder what chica has for an upgrade probably a giant buzz saw

I honestly thought there was gonna be an Austin Powers joke here, like "Machine gun jubblies!?"

Besides, roaming takoyaki pan, long as she stays still long enough.

I've heard of rockin' tits, but this is ridiculou-

*I am blown up by rockets*

Heat seeking hot animatronics

great work!

my fat ass thought it was a muffin tin

me too and i'm the one who drew it at 2 in the morning

shit- take cover

Talk about 'ballistic weapons'! Like, Christ, it's putting Bosnian artillery to shame!

She's got a cupcake oven tray for a chest

Blasted bosoms

XD

Kinda makes me think of Transformers. XD

Now
are they missile launchers
or
Muffin Trays
:3

Holy shit, John Fazbear found the platinum chip

haaaaa

As long as they're rated to take out go-karts too!

the rocket salvo was inspired by her experiences in Mario Kart

Anything to keep children from stealing your eyes I guess

Something something Between the Battletits

0_0

I thought that they were a cupcake tray, but titty missile box also work.

Her, "Oh these...why they're just my own personal upgrades,"

Person in distant background yelling, "Prove it!"

Her *eyes turn red..stands in battle position while grinning demonicly...rockets now ready to be deployed*
"I! AM! THE BEST!!" She yells

Me, "ah...crap-baskets,"

sometimes

sometimes ya just gotta break the rules

thats one way to deal with a game of chicken with a child in a go-kart

fucking Mulched.

This is what happens when you touch her without consent. GET REKT!

Since nobody else is going to say it, I will, MISSILE RACK!

Perfect for keeping pesky 10 year olds away!