no.. not funny at all *shudders* i'd beat my child >.>

Meh. Kids do this unwittingly until they are taller than crotch height. Usually it's not even intended and when it is, it tends to be more experimental than malicious. Sort of a natural extension to, "Can I fit my entire arm in my mouth?" or, "What happens when I poke the dog's eye?"

as a man of violence, i would still use it as an excuse to discipline. but thne again.. i wont be having kids *chuckles* but i understand that logic. =3

The first couple times you take it personally, but after that you learn that it's just in their reach.

For about a year, their head is at exactly crotch height and they accidentally head butt you every time you turn around. Whattaya gonna do?

give them stilleto heels so they hit you in the guy instead X3

I assume you mean gut. Being hit in the guy is a similar experience to being hit in the boys, from my recollection.

yes i meant gut. thank you for that correction. But being hit in the boys... takes a bit more to recover from. but yes... it still hurts >.<

ow.

heh. Fond memories of baby nut mashey.

sadly women do not like me so i'll never experiance this quiet dignity that you mention...

You only lose if you give up.

i'm not giving up i just understand the reality that no woman will like me i am not that good looking they consider me too nice i'm of multiple races they are very racist where i live...and seem the embrace caucasian boys...they dun evcen want to look at me...

Plenty of other women and places out there, man.

Keep at it an' you'll be covered, eventually.

I hope this one isn't based on life. And if your dignity can remain silent after this, than I salute you and your Jedi like self-control.

As much as the barf covered mom one is. Self control has less to do with it than a mother who drags the kids away before I regain conciousness. At least for the first few times.

That line reminds me of Leonard Nimoy in the Futurama pilot. "It's a life of quiet dignity." And then he nibbles on fish food.

Yes, one of many reasons I don't intend to breed, despite my obviously superior genetic stock, is my violent temper. Mind you, violent temper does not translate to violence. It translates to emotional cruelty and psychological dissection. It's much harder to get evidence for criminal charges when the only thing broken is the child's soul.

These are arts my loving mother taught me, may she rest in peace. Soon.

Having kids represents the best and worst life has to offer. When it's rewarding, it's very rewarding. When it's not, it's REALLY not.

*winces* Brotherhood seems to get this side of things every now and then. But we have to wait for the little f***ers to grow up to get back at them <<

Or slap them down before they think it's okay to ever do it again.

Yeah, well, if your little brother is 'Daddy's little baby' then pinching them seems to be too rough ¬¬

They have to learn that you will be left alone with them eventually and they will be made to pay for their transgressions.

*doubles over in pain* Ow. just ow!!

Heh. Spectacular growth moment for a father's character.

I hear that... got 2... and that's happened more times than I care do admit...

It's a rite of passage. They go straight for the crotch and eventually you learn to move.

Children: Nature's birth control.

Seconded!

yeah...this is why im not gunna have kids (thank god m/m can't reproduce) awsome though all the same, love all of your comic/funny style stuff you got ^-^

Thanks. Funny is usually why my art happens.

well keep it going ^-^

You know? That one would truly be a perfect source to promote the use of rubbers... And the message can't be more explicit. Fine job. :)