Art by the incredible  SantanaHoffman

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Excuse me everyone. It is I, the very official and not just made up collector of presents. Since you all are such treasures to be around, Imma just tuck you cute little gifts away. Thas right, close your eyes and I'll package you up with some drool and slime. Then I can toss you right into this fleshy sac with all my favorite presents. Don't worry, I'll be gentle. I know some of my precious gifts may need to be handled with care.