Carnivores for Cows. by pyromancy -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

News:
September 22nd, 2025- Community Banner by Samashtommy

340
Views

44
Comments

20
Favorites

General
Rating

Download Submission

Category

Artwork (Digital) / Comics

Species Unspecified / Any

Size 700 x 541

File Size 21.2 kB

Keywords

female

Report this content

Bad Tags?

Meta Keywords

u_pyromancy c_artwork_digital t_comics s_unspecified_any

More from pyromancy

Newer Main Gallery Download Older

Carnivores for Cows.

By pyromancy,
posted 18 years ago Digital Artist

I think that's an even trade.

340
Views

20
Favorites

44
Comments

General
Rating

Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics

Species Unspecified / Any

Size 700 x 541px

File Size 21.2 kB

Keywords

female

Meta Keywords

u_pyromancy c_artwork_digital t_comics s_unspecified_any

Report this content

Bad Tags?

Ebasslun ~ebasslun

Art Whore

18 years ago

it makes sense. I mean... beef is so awesome. Cows should be like... tofu-bean flavored if it was wrong to eat them. o-o

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

Exactly!

Ebasslun ~ebasslun

Art Whore

18 years ago

its not like we can teach them to fetch. Even if we could... they are slow and boring. o-o EAT THEM ALL! >.<

Cheska ~cheska

Watcher

18 years ago

An why do they go so very well with steak fries and a Chocolate shake?!!.. Why!?
Cows are Food and clothes, hug a cow.. our helpful friend.... then eat them :D

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

What, exactly, are "steak fries"?

Cheska ~cheska

Watcher

18 years ago

You ever see those French fries that are bigger? usually an inch wide, quarter inch thick?.. Nummy.. predate those potatoe wedges..

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

whoa. SOund heart attacky. I'll have to find some.

Cheska ~cheska

Watcher

18 years ago

those whussy "Shoe string" fries.. for the whussy girlie boys.. Gimme Man Fries!

Mathmachine ~mathmachine

Watcher

18 years ago

...That is the most hilarious thing I have seen all day long!!!

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

Just got up?

Mathmachine ~mathmachine

Watcher

18 years ago

Haha!! No, been up a while...and actually it's probably the funniest thing I've seen in a week. There just isn't enough stuff this creative and unique these days!!

cassandrarising ~cassandrarising

Traditional Artist

18 years ago

I often have the same question about Bambi. Mmmm.... venison...

If you put this on a Tshirt I will buy one.

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

Workin on it.

Universallord ~universallord

Art Whore

18 years ago

So why does everything else taste like chicken? Of course, if you're hungry enough, everything tastes like chicken eventually.

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

Things only taste like chicken for people who've never eaten rattlesnake. Chicken tastes like rattlesnake.

Universallord ~universallord

Art Whore

18 years ago

Well that was entirely too much information. Not sure it's natural to eat rattlesnakes, but that may be aversion due to little things like fangs, venom, etc. Of course, if someone else catches it, that's a different story.

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

My dad was bit by a rattlesnake once.

After three days of burning agony...

...the rattlesnake died.

Universallord ~universallord

Art Whore

18 years ago

And how long was it since your dad had a shower?

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

The coroner said the snake died of a septic case of ornery.

Universallord ~universallord

Art Whore

18 years ago

I hear thats a big killer in the donkey and cowboy communities too.

jimsupreme ~jimsupreme

Art Whore

18 years ago

it's funny cuz it's true....

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

heh. That it is.

Tyson-and-Tom ~tyson-and-tom

Digital Artist

18 years ago

Tom: More often than not, it's BULLS that get turned into beef. :P

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

Steers actually. They all belong to the same species. The common name of the species is cow.

Meridianbat ~meridianbat

Writer and sketcher

18 years ago

I like you more now, BEEF, it's what's for *insert meal name*

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

"Beef. Shut the fuck up and eat." -New Texas Beef Board ad.

Mai ~mai

PrOn Artist

18 years ago

*roflmao*

pyromancy ~pyromancy

Digital Artist

18 years ago

*bows*

thegayhare ~thegayhare

Writer

18 years ago

I've been around cows, they are dull, un interesting creatures. There life is probably so dull they can't wait to be eaten. Reincarnation is there only hope