Alright, we're off to the starting line of Mistress Hand's Drag Race, where I'll be drawing the original Smash Bros 64 roster as 12 LEGENDARY RuGirls!

Starting things off with the one that started the legacy, we have none other than Mario! Mario's a powerful and successful name in the VG industry.
While thinking of a Drag Race queen to turn Mario into, I thought to myself: "Hmm... which Drag Race has made it the biggest out of the show?" And that's when it hit me: Trixie Mattel!

So there you have it, Mario serving us Trixie's ICONIC Crossword look from her Blister in the Sun music video.