"PINEAPPLE-LUMP DOG TREE MAP" Josh exclaimed. Suddenly, Jeff came running in, "SORRY I WAS ON THE JOHN"

Did you know, potatoes are actually parasitic goats?
The mother goat gives birth to one or two kids, but on the occasion, she will bear a smooth, vaigely round egg. On realizing she has laid a potoato, rather than feeding it, she will dig it a hole and nudge it in. She then abandons her child. The potato will sprout brittle tentacles, which it drinks from until it meets it's host. Eventually, a human will take it out of the soil, thinking of it as a simple plant, and either that human or another human will consume it. Little do they know, as their digestive fluids work, it's releasing it's critical chemicals into the body, where it will re-form later. From now, it lives off the human's fat and other common components, excreting a subtle poison that causes the host to produce more food for it. This poison affects the human by floating individually as single-cells until it gets to the lungs, where it builds up and creates a filmy layer. As a result of their heavy lungs, they won't excersise as much, hence more food for the parasite. The potato lives off it's host until they die, or until it kills them. Because the death of a human due to potatoe is very painful, it causes about an hour of panic before their heart stops. As a reaction to the sudden activity, the potato will release it's final weapon. It puts a strong sugar out into the bloodstream, which on contact of the spine or brain, will suddenly electrocute the nerves affecting the host's vision. The reason for this is to make the host crave sunlight and go outside where the potato has a chance to reproduce. The panic also causes sweat to build up, and this is how the potatoe extracts itslef from the host. The potatoe will now, if it's plan has worked, be in the soil with grass, where a goat will consume it and have it's children. If a goat doesn't eat it, a dog will, then something will eat it's poop, then etc. etc. until a goat eats it.

Yes I wrote all that out

I just though I'd warn you about these potatoes

Yes when I try think of an example of something that is 'more interesting than X' I think of "COME ON RARAKIE'S MAKING A SAND-CASTLE!"

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