This depiction of the webcomic "Goblins" is so accurate it's practically art theft.

Good thing I'm such an incredibly good artist my work's quality speaks for itself. This is the kind of thing people should frame and put on their walls but then all the guests to their house would just stand and stare at the painting all day instead of you know playing horseshoes or eating Pringles and watching Hee-Haw reruns or whatever it is those poor plebes do when they lack godly artistic talent like mine.
Still if anyone wants a printed copy of this maybe I could hook you up for like $800 USD or $100 AUD

warning do not print this out on your own you are on the honor system here