PSA: Save the Tanks (by TunaWuff)
YCH from the talented
tunawuff!
Every year, countless warriors, barbarians, paladins*, and other tanks are left sprawled on the dungeon floor, while the squishy wizards and sneaky rogues they protected make off with all the cool loot. But it doesn't have to be this way. For just one gold piece a month, we can provide healing potions to dozens of tanks in need. Remember, a tank is a responsibility. Take good care of your tank, and they will provide you with countless years of loyally taking punches to the face so that you don't have to.
*Okay, maybe not paladins. They come with their own built-in healing magic, lucky bastards. Why don't you Lay Hands on this.
tunawuff!Every year, countless warriors, barbarians, paladins*, and other tanks are left sprawled on the dungeon floor, while the squishy wizards and sneaky rogues they protected make off with all the cool loot. But it doesn't have to be this way. For just one gold piece a month, we can provide healing potions to dozens of tanks in need. Remember, a tank is a responsibility. Take good care of your tank, and they will provide you with countless years of loyally taking punches to the face so that you don't have to.
*Okay, maybe not paladins. They come with their own built-in healing magic, lucky bastards. Why don't you Lay Hands on this.
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Species Western Dragon
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When I play Tank, others go pew pew rushing into the enemy ignoring my barrier and wonder why they die, then blame me, when I play support, we either get no tank, or a fat DPS who never heard of protecting, then blame me for not enough healing, save your tank, heal your tank, they are there to protect you, filthy DPS mains...
Oh you bloody drama queen!.
*Pulls out a greater health potion and chucks it at your head, smashing the bottle open and covers you in it's healing liquiet*
It's just a flesh wound!. You'll be fine!.
Oh!. And there's also this fun little thing, i don't know if you've heard about it, It's called DODGING!.
Great and fun pic!.
*Pulls out a greater health potion and chucks it at your head, smashing the bottle open and covers you in it's healing liquiet*
It's just a flesh wound!. You'll be fine!.
Oh!. And there's also this fun little thing, i don't know if you've heard about it, It's called DODGING!.
Great and fun pic!.
Are you crazy!?. If you give them too many of those damn things, they might grow a drinking addiction to'em!. And then they will just end up drinking all the potions just because they either stubed their tue on something, or got a bloody paper cut on one of their fingers!. Also, money don't grow on trees!. These things ain't cheap you know!.
Unless you are a master alchymist that is. Then by all means!, drop a whole damn barrel full of the stuff on em for all i care.
Unless you are a master alchymist that is. Then by all means!, drop a whole damn barrel full of the stuff on em for all i care.
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