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Welcome to issue 8 & introducing my other mate and guardian, and his buddy fighter Gnoll, Dakka

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“BbbbUUUuuUUUrrRRRRAAAaaAPPPPP,” bellowed out a guttural sound from Dakka. A rather intoxicated and bloated gnoll. He sat there rubbing his very distended and round white furred belly as it stretched, pulling at his skin forcing his tufts of fur to spread out giving way for it some. “Y… Yuz…hic…  r-really… hic… s… stufhs me…” The already large figure with tan fur and black spots dulled out while his set of thick pec mounds were being pushed up on by his engorged middle. He huffed, leaning back on his meaty rump to which he rested on the floor. “Ugh… hic… fuck yuz Mo-Mord… hic…” That vibrant orange colored hair that waved forward in the air as he tossed his head. “Yuz.. hic… always.. P… push… hic… me…”
“Oooooh… hic… stop that… hic… y-you know.. Y-you… hic… enjoy it,” huffed out another voice. This one being attached to another very bloated but much heavier fella of a brown skinned rhino. He sat, leaning back on both fat hands, doing his best to give that huge belly mass some room to allow its weight to arch til it rested on the floor. “G… Gotta.. hic… get you… my… hic… size.”
“Your… hic… size.” The gnoll groaned in disbelief, those fiery red colored eyes of his rolling in his sockets. “W-Who… hic… said I… hic… wan… ted.. Hic… that.” He turned to his side, giving out a deep moan as he could feel all the evening's booze and calorie laden meal slosh inside that drum middle. “Ooooooh… hic… I’ve.. al-already... hic… put on… hic… this belly…” Dakka patted at his taunt side and let out another heavy belch.
The blue and white bearded rhino cheekily grinned hearing his pal make all those lovely sounds to his ears. “And it looks… hic… great on you. You know… hic… I’ve grown out myself.. Hic… I used to be a buff warrior… hic… myself…” The heavyset rhino slapped his own cauldron like belly making it slosh as he belched in return.
“Y-Yeah well.. hic… yuz wanted to.. Hic.. get more fat… hic”
“I haven’t seen.. hic.. you ever turn down… hic… any of these feast dinners I offer.” Mord chuckled, clearly being the one who knows how to hold his feasting compared to the other with his speech not being as slurred. He turned on his side towards his pal, while that bubbling middle on him thudded onto the floorboard making them creak and groan only adding to the mixture of noises caught in the room. When he made that statement, he saw a subtle smile creep on the sides of the gnolls mouth. “See… hic… I see the smile.”
Dakka huffed, that expression on his black furred face only took on more blush while he tilted his head upward. He did his best to wiggle and turn away but that overfilled belly kept him in place like a medicine ball. “S-Shut uphs… hic… I.. duhz… not.. Hic…”
“You keep telling yourself that… hic… and that belly will slosh otherwise. Besides… hic… I think you look awesome with… hic… the added weight.” Mord thumped his middle again, giving it warm circular rubs, dipping his chin into not only own set of hefty pecs but a lower fatty chin round. “It’s helped make those… hic… axe swing waaa- hic… way more impactful.”
“I… hic… I guess.” Dakka started to rub at his own middle letting out a burbled groan. “I-It has.. hic… felt… nice.”
“I know… hic… not that you were ever… hic… a shrimp before but… hic… having extra leverage is never… hic.. Bad.”
Dakka blushed but knew what the rhino said was true. Ever since the two of them had become training partners learning how to properly move and work together, they had also formed a strong bond of friendship one with another. To the point that Dakka even taught him how to attain his own spirit walker. As Mord said himself earlier, the gnoll had seen the rhino who showed up as a mate to the pair of guardian floofs be a display of dedication to crafting his body to the limits of peak muscularity. That was until he saw that same rhino after a year sporting a round gut similar to the one he now carried around himself. “Yuz.. really became a fatass… hic… Mord.” He drunkenly tossed a paw to the side along with that snarky remark.
Mord only shook his head and chuckled, continuing to pat and tend to his bubbling middle. “YuuUUURrrrRRAAAAPPPpp… hic.. Only way to be… being wide and heavy.”
The sound of a paper wall slid open when the chubby face of a light blue furred with dark markings appreaded. “You two having a good time in here?”
Mord turned his head with his vision being slightly blurred but still able to make out who it was “H-Hey Arc… hic… yeah we are. Did you have a good… hic… time?”
The Wuffamute shook his head, “Not really. Would of rather stayed with you guys. The movie wasn’t that great.”
“T-Then.. hic.. yuz should… hic… come in with us,” slurred Dakka.
“Hi Dakka.” Arc continued to look in and see the floor covered in the remains of the empty delivery boxes of chinese food along with some empty jugs or saki and some half eaten cheesecake. He giggled, shaking his head, this time though in amusement, “Are you sure there is enough room for me in here with you two balloons?”
“Wha… hic… sure there is,” called out Mord, going to turn, only to land fully on his backside letting that glorping belly of his slosh and jiggle high in the air as it rocked all around making all the contents gurggle audibly. “OOOOOOHHHH…. BBBBUUUUAAAARRRPPPPP!”
“Maybe I should get Siri to help get you both to bed.”
Soon a loud snore could be heard from the rhino as he had quickly fallen asleep after that burst of gas.
“Or not,” giggled the mama moot. “What about you Dak?”
“I… hic.. I th-think…” Before he could finish, he passed out too, letting out his own snores.
“Guess that settles that. Sleep well you two weighty warriors.”