Me and ocura have gotten a package today from twilight and what was in it was a blue gumball and a note saying please eat and call me later

Me being worried about being used as a test subject without a compensation I decided to call twilight without tasting it

Me: Ocura can you wait before I talk to twi about this gum I really don't trust a gumball showing up at our door.

Ocura: ugh its just a gumball what harm could it bring

Me: sweetheart just let me call then you can eat it all for yourself.

i walk into our room to get better reception.

ocura: Its just a gumball helios don't worry about it.

ocura then pops the gumball into her mouth