A little story to mess with my friend  Neon_Sergal so haha water bed go brrr.

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It was a warm evening, the sun softly setting over the shimmering blue Pacific Ocean. The waves rolling onto the beach at a rhythmic pace. The orange glow of the sunset warmed the sand of the beach, while Neon sat on a towel, watching the glimmering ocean in front of him.

Behind the relaxing sergal, someone was sneaking up behind him. The sand dampened the heavy steps of the figure. Neon was none the wiser until without warning, some claws grabbed him and lifted him into the air. He flailed about, shouting at his captor, “Let go of me! I swear I’ll kick your ass!”

“Oh calm down you cheese wedge, it’s just me.” The familiar voice of his friend Dylan came from below him.

Neon was confused for a second, then returned to his flailing, “Well then let go of me! Why are you holding me!”

Dylan chuckled as he started to walk towards the ocean, “Oh hold on, I’ll let you down.”

Neon looked forward, seeing the ocean coming closer to him until Dylan did let him down… by throwing him into the ocean. “What the hell Dylan! I was trying to relax a…”

Dylan tilted his head a bit, “Why did you trail off your sentence?”

It didn’t take long for the two to realize something wasn’t quite right. While Neon was in the water, the water that was around him started to disappear. At the same time, Neon had started to swell up, which prompted the response to get out of the water. Which Dylan picks back up again, flying him out farther into the water.

Neon flailed the best he could, “I swear I’ll beat the ever living crap out of you if you don’t let me go!”

Dylan just chuckled and dropped him into the ocean, “Hehe, Sergal ocean go brrrr.”

Neon just yelled back flipping the bird, “You son of a…!

With a loud splash, the water around him rapidly disappeared, while Neon was rapidly swelled out. Each part of him rapidly filled with water. In mere minutes Dylan was easily able to lay on him and watch the sunset, “I gotta say you make a rather nice water bed!”

“S-Shut up, I swear when I fix this I’ll!...” Neon tried to yell at Dylan, before he was silenced by him.

“Silence water bed, I’m trying to enjoy the sunset.” Dylan just leaned back, the sound of muffled sloshing constantly going off as the sea level ever so slowly lowered only to be replaced with Neon’s own mass. First the nearby coast was covered with Neon’s sloshing gut, then the entire side of the state. Islands around him were flattened, and boats were stranded on his mass, and any swimmers were bewildered with what they were sitting on.

Half of the world's oceans were gone now, any island countries like Hawaii or Australia were now entirely covered by Neon. While others were very much threatened by the growing mass that was approaching them. Dylan watched the sunset go down as he looked at his friend, “You seem to be enjoying this.”

“Shut your face, I am not at all!” Neon shouted back at him.

Dylan chuckled and smacked one of the fat rolls, listening to it slosh about, “Ehhh, ya sure about that?”

“Just shut your trap before I make you.” Neon turned his head away the best he could, not wanting to look at the Zekrom.

Helicopters started to circle the ocean reporting on the mass of sloshing maw that was Neon, constantly absorbing each and every drop of the world's water. Country after country’s coasts lost water, only to be replaced by sloshing fat. Dylan just bounced around on Neon’s gut, “Well seems like we got a new ocean, since you managed to absorb it all.”

Neon just grumbled, “I swear I will get back at you for this.”

“I’d like to see you try water bed.” Dylan would bounce a few more times before settling down.

Neon just grumbled again, “I will, trust me.”

Dylan rolled his eyes and lied down, staring up at the visible stars, “Sure sure, Ocean Neon.”