I thought this would be kinda funny and an interesting insight into some of the fubar shit that goes on in my brain.

I encourage others to do the same thing! I had a bit of fun with it just going through all the things I know I use on a regular basis as well as asking my friends "What's the most ridiculous thing you've heard me say?" Yeah... apparently, when I'm drunk, I say some interesting shit. "I wonder if this would fit in my ass?" Really? Even I would normally remember saying something like that...

Anyway, enjoy!