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Couch Kitties: The Naughty Jedi Edition
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While Yoda is the only confirmed voice, we don't know who's abusing thier powers, and on what ususpecting maiden's outfit. Personally, in this Carry On Star Wars setting I wouldn't take Anakin out of restraint cuffs, nor would Padmay's body double get too close to machines that might have a skirt-catching corner to them. Ashka or Snips or whatwevr she's called would end up reliving half a bad Dupis burlesque-style comic. :D
I had this conversation with a co-worker many years ago. He declared that if he had Jedi powers he would use them to seduce women. I told him the Jedi order would kick him out and the Sith would consider him too pathetic to join them. He just said "Whatever. I would just go rogue. With a planet full of hot bitches" or something to that effect. I admitted he would have the best theme music, and subsequently went on to record a 70's slow-funk version of the Imperial March which I entitled "Darth Porn."
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