I was having a typical conversation with N, you know, what people our age usually talk about, like new games or events. It was going smoothly when N farted VERY loudly. He's always been super gassy, and I could tell he was embarrassed, since his face was all red and he was pinching his nose from the stench. It stunk so bad, like acrid sulphur, extremely decayed fish, rotten cabbage, ceramic glaze, putrid kitchen garbage, rancid mushrooms, old formaldehyde, rotten pumpkins, moldy cheese, and even a subtle undertone of gasoline. It was so stinky, and Zorua couldn't bear it. He was knocked back by the rotten odor. I, on the other hand, loved it. He was confused at first, since I was clearly quite happy about him farting, so I told him how I love it when people fart, especially when he's the one farting. Then I got on my knees, and asked N to fart in my face. He was somewhat perplexed, but who wouldn't be? He was probably happy to know someone who didn't mind the smell of his potent gas, though. He put his butt near my face, and blasted his lovely gas into my face. It was so bubbly, and it was even smellier than the last fart. I sniffed the gas without hesitation, enjoying every second of it. He continued blasting noxious farts, with each one stinkier than the last. Zorua was just confused, but like I said earlier, he doesn't understand.

...I'm so sorry you had to read all that (unless you enjoyed reading it).

N and Touko sprites by Nintendo</span>