1st panel:
Today, I went with Bill and his fiance, Penny to the park for Valentine's. I don't get this holiday. I sat in between them, yet, they still enjoyed their company. that vile flea-ridden butt, Zip-zip, had to spy on me and go "Aww". honesty, I'm just glad that Bill was happy.-Evil
2nd panel:
Later I invited that vermin, Zip-zip, to my place to show him my love. by love, I mean I just dumped a bunch of outlined and painted hearts on him. he was so annoyed, I loved it. he, of course, left as soon as possible. I love Valentine's day.- Evil