I've been developing a game for iOS in Unity. It's basically a revenge story starring a really pissed off watermelon, so I decided to go super corny and grindhouse-y with the whole deal. It'll be an episodic twinstick shooter with lots of violence against fruit and corny one-liners. My goal is to make it as extreme as possible while going for the lowest possible age rating. Lots of juice flying everywhere and fake cussing.

So anyway, the bad guys are mostly themed around blades and remote controlled by people looking to have fun destroying fruit. After one of them kills our protagonist's wife, he's out for revenge, spitting seeds at the bad guys to destroy them and trying to save other fruit on his way to find the mastermind who turned destroying fruit into a game.

Got any suggestions for one-liners? Post them here and I might use them!