Hasenpfeffer: *is sitting while hand tapping on his right legs as he sighs* Nice and quiet. Finally, I can let loose. Mmfff……ah. There we go. *gets a notification* Hm? *gets out his cellphone* What’s this, a message? Hmm…*checks the message and sees this pic* Huh? Oh… Hoho. Why this…this is actually incredible. Well, this is quite an accurate look of me. I actually love it.

Short Fuse: *knocks on the door* Hasenpfeffer, you done yet? How long are you going to be in there?

Hasenpfeffer: *sigh* Hold on, Short Fuse. I’m coming out right now. *pulls up his britches and pants and flushes toilet as he comes out*

Short Fuse: You sure have been in there for quite a while. Heh. I thought you might never come out.

Hasenpfeffer: My apologies. Thanks for letting me use your toilet, by the way.

Short Fuse: Hehe. Anytime. Although, I don’t see why you couldn’t use your toilet at home.

Hasenpfeffer: Well…let’s just say my daughter isn’t used to “dad stink”.

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