Keiji: *gets a notification* Hm? *sees pic* Oh, hey. Check it out. Archie’s got one, too.

Guano: *sees pic* Ooooooooh.

Bangarang: *sees pic* Awesome.

Archie: *pops in* Hey. What are you three looking at? Are you guys watching something naughty? …Mind if I have a look?

Keiji: What? No! It’s not something naughty!

Archie: Oh, really? *looks to see what it is and sees this pic* That looks like…wait…! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT! That’s…

Guano: *nods* Yeeaaaaah. Ahahahaha.

Archie: Well, I’ll be damn. Heh. Well, this is quite a surprise. Never thought I’d get something like this. So, I guess this is the artist you have all been talking about?

Bangarang: Yep. Some of us, if not all of us, got one of these. And it looks like he got you, too.

Archie: Hehe. Well, I am quite a kinky, badass bat daddy. *flexes* Ahahahaha.

Moose Tracks: *enraged as he points at Archie* YOU!

Archie: Hm?

Moose Tracks: I KNOW it’s you who left a floater in the commode! Get your nasty fatass up there and flush it!

Archie: So, I forgot to flush. No big deal.

Moose Tracks: Nice try, Archie. You can’t fool me. Knowing you, you left that there on purpose. No one wants to see your shit, you sick demon! Now get up there and flush it, or you’ll lose your toilet privileges!

Archie: *eye roll* Okay, fine. Sheesh. *heads to the bathroom* What are you, my dad?

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