Oldest Tree: *bending over as he is in the middle of picking up the chopped logs while humming* Hm-hmhm-hmhm-hmhmhmm-hm-hm-hm-hmhm…

Nomad: *stares at Oldest Tree’s thicc ass*…

Oldest Tree: *sees Nomad as he turns around* Oh! Nomad! Hey there. Hehe. What brings you here?

Nomad: *blushes* Uhh…

Oldest Tree: You okay? Your face is looking…kinda pinkish.

Nomad: Uhh…well, uh…*shows this pic on his phone* here…

Oldest Tree: *sees pic* Eh? What is th-...oh! Oh, hey! Ahaha! This is…this is me! Ahehe. This artist drew me?!

Nomad: Eeeyeeaaah…

Oldest Tree: Ahahaha. Well, isn’t this sweet. Heh. It’s cute.

Nomad: Y-yeah. It…is…cute…

Oldest Tree: Nomad, are you sure you’re feeling okay? Not only is your face pink, you’re even talking as if something’s concerning you.

Nomad: Oh. No, no. It’s fine. I just…uh, I better get going.

Oldest Tree: Oh. Well, okay then. Well, see ya. *goes back to picking up chopped logs as he bends over at Nomad*

Nomad: ……*takes a photo of Oldest Tree’s thicc ass* Yeah. So, uh…later. Enjoy your day.

Oldest Tree: You do the same.

Nomad: *gets in his truck as he looks at the photo of Oldest Tree’s ass he took* …Huff… *looks around to see no one’s here and then unzips his pants* Unf…! Damn you, Oldest Tree…!

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