Grief Hammer: *is looking at this pic through his phone* Hehehe. Cool.

Bernie: Whatcha looking at, there? *sees pic* Oh, wow. This actually looks good. Is that supposed to be Colossus?

Colossus: *appears as he is eating a lahmacun* Hey, who’s that handsome guy?

Grief Hammer: You know who that is. Hahaa.

Bernie: Yeaah. That’s obviously you, Colossus.

Colossus: Ha! I know. Just kidding around. Anyway…heh, this looks actually pretty cool. I dunno who this artist is, but they sure got skills. On the other hand, I’ve heard a few or more members here said they got these before. So, seeing that I got one…not gonna lie, but I actually look pretty handsome in this.

Bernie: Hmm, I wonder how I’ll look if I got one?

Colossus: *bites on his lahmacun* I dunno. Don’t know when, don’t know how, but you'll probably get one, eventually. Then we’ll know. *walks off*

Bernie: Mm, yeah. *suddenly smells something* What the…?

Grief Hammer: *smells something, as well* Woo! Who blew that up?!

Bernie: Did you…?

Grief Hammer: No way. It was probably you.

Bernie: There’s no way in hell that was me.

Colossus: *FRRT*

Grief Hammer and Bernie: Huh? *both turn and look at Colossus*

Colossus: *turns his head with a trollish grin and sees Grief Hammer and Bernie staring at him* Hehehehahaha. *wiggles his big butt at them* Maybe I should lay off the lahmacuns……just kidding. HAH!

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