Request from my good friend Somecoolguy99

Contains: Inflation

Revali and the calamity cloud

It was a peaceful day at rito village, the birds were singing, the birds were…talking and everyone was happy. There were many feathery faces there, but none were as big as Revali. Revali was one of the main guardians that helped protect Hyrule, keeping watch over any danger.

One day as was flying noticed a strange dark cloud flying over the fields and so Revali (being the prick he is) decided to go after the cloud all on his own. As he flew in closer, he saw the cloud had a face of an ox, perhaps a creature created by the calamity.

Revali dived headfirst into the cloud attempting to damage it but as he got closer, the cloud took control of his mouth. The cloud then took a massive breath then pushed it all back into Revali, filling him with air.

The sheer amount of air being flooded into his mouth was Absurd and since he couldn’t let go of his mouth the air rushed into his body. Revali started inflating like a balloon as the air travelled to all parts of his body, even his feet weren’t safe as they puffed up like chicken wings.

Revali was bigger than his own chief with his large, ballooned belly as he floated in the air. The cloud then let go of his mouth causing him to fly away deflating himself in the process. After that was all said and done, Link showed up and defeated the cloud with a minecart?

As rito village congratulated Link and Revali for their heroic arcs, Revali took all the credit for defeating the cloud even though the thing figuratively and literally blew him away.