Rather Sadistic wouldn't ya say?

Reminds me of old campfire songs like Dunderbecks Sausage Meat Machine

(Chorus)
Oh Dunderbeck oh Dunderbeck
How could ya be so mean?
For ever have inventing
The sausage meat machine.
Now all the rats and pussy cats
Will ne'er more be seen.
They've all been ground to sausages
In Dunderbecks Machine

There once was an old Dutchman
His name was Dunderbeck
Who specialized in sausages
Sauerkraut and Spec
He made the finest sausages
That you ever have seen
Until one day he invented
His sausage meat machine

Chorus

One day Lil' O' Johny
Came wandering in the store
He bought a pound of sausages
And laid them on the floor
The boy began to whistle
And whistled up a tune
And soon the little sausages
Went dancin' 'round the room

Chorus

One day the darn thing busted
The darn thing wouldn't go
So Dunderbeck climbed into it
The reason for to know
His wife was having a nightmare
She went walking in her sleep
And she gave the crank
ONE HELL OF A YANK!
And Dunderbeck was meat

Chorus

Heheh, sadistic was the intention; wanted it to sound like one of those charmingly creepy and somewhat sureal Victorian nursery rhymes.

That campfire song fits the bill too.

So you wrote that all yourself?

I'm pretty certain the tune came, at least in part, from another nursery rhyme or song, but what that might be eludes me. Otherwise yes; this is all something I've written myself.

Nice, well congrats on that one, pulled one over my head

This is hilarious. It could only have been better if Tommy was raped first.