Hello internet!!!
I just got back from a night on the town, and a drunk guy told me I look just like Joan from Mad Men!! It's not true, but I was still very excited! Look at my trendy faux fur vest and plastic pearls! I was wearing a belt over that vest too. Lololololololololololol.
I'm drunk. c:
I just got back from a night on the town, and a drunk guy told me I look just like Joan from Mad Men!! It's not true, but I was still very excited! Look at my trendy faux fur vest and plastic pearls! I was wearing a belt over that vest too. Lololololololololololol.
I'm drunk. c:
Category Photography / Human
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 960 x 1280px
File Size 175 kB
that's kind of awesome. Glitter's like herpes. you always think you're rid of it, then it just...shows up again. Out of the blue. And you're like "Aw damnnnn."
Also you are pale! Can you be out in the sun without burning? About twenty minutes without sunscreen and Im beet red.
Also you are pale! Can you be out in the sun without burning? About twenty minutes without sunscreen and Im beet red.
I can't!! I can go about an hour and then I burn like you wouldn't believe, so I just always wear 50 SPF on my body and 70 SPF on my face. I had a skin cancer scare when I was fourteen so I just don't chance it.
We used to call glitter "the herpes' when I worked at the Craft store. It's just everywhere, like you walk in there for two seconds and you're covered. Right after I quit I got really sick, and I was coughing up phlegm, and it was glittery. I shit you not. If I never have another glittery thing, ever, I think I'll be okay.
I never want girl babies, because then they'll turn into seven year olds, and they'll want stuff covered in glitter. I have like, PTSD about it now.
We used to call glitter "the herpes' when I worked at the Craft store. It's just everywhere, like you walk in there for two seconds and you're covered. Right after I quit I got really sick, and I was coughing up phlegm, and it was glittery. I shit you not. If I never have another glittery thing, ever, I think I'll be okay.
I never want girl babies, because then they'll turn into seven year olds, and they'll want stuff covered in glitter. I have like, PTSD about it now.
Ugh the sun. It mocks me with its warmth then burrrrrns me sadistically!
I just laughed myself off the couch imagining you coughing intoa handkerchief, seeing the glitter, and yelping.
And Maddy wants glittery things NOW. Soooo much glitter. And. Um. Maybe I shouldn't send you this halloween card. *guiltily hides the glitter kitty face*
I just laughed myself off the couch imagining you coughing intoa handkerchief, seeing the glitter, and yelping.
And Maddy wants glittery things NOW. Soooo much glitter. And. Um. Maybe I shouldn't send you this halloween card. *guiltily hides the glitter kitty face*
I know. I see the other bored housewives on weekday mornings with their preschoolers at the mall, and the little girls are always, ALWAYS like, "I want this glittery crown! I want that sparkly dress with the sequins that will all come out all over the carpet!". At first when I found out I was having a boy I was a teeny tiny bit dissapointed, but I would not trade him for anything. I shouldn't have to worry about glitter for a while! :D
It's okay, I'm mostly over it! If it has kitties, I will survive. Kitties! Roswell actually has a sparkly collar, so I know can handle it in small quantities.
I really had a "!!" moment back in January. I called my doctor, and he put me on antibiotics, but no harm ever came out of it. I'm not sure if it was in my lungs or just my throat. Lol.
It's okay, I'm mostly over it! If it has kitties, I will survive. Kitties! Roswell actually has a sparkly collar, so I know can handle it in small quantities.
I really had a "!!" moment back in January. I called my doctor, and he put me on antibiotics, but no harm ever came out of it. I'm not sure if it was in my lungs or just my throat. Lol.
*giggle* well good cause I already wrote it out, and it's going out tomorrow X3 I love this season but it's definitely card-writing season between halloween to new years. And for some reason writing hurts the hell out of my hands, though I can draw for hours lol. I dont caare, I like how personal it is,and anyway I dont have a good working printer to type my letters out with anyway haha.
And god I'm glad I didn't have a boy! My kiddos' best friend is a boy and they get so rough!
And god I'm glad I didn't have a boy! My kiddos' best friend is a boy and they get so rough!
FA+

Comments