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[Based on the Superbowl Alexa commercial]
*beep! beep!* "Now playing 'Welcome to the Machine' by Pink Floyd: [music playing] '...What did you dream? It's all right we told you what to dream...."
*beep! beep!* "Now playing 'Welcome to the Machine' by Pink Floyd: [music playing] '...What did you dream? It's all right we told you what to dream...."
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Annnnd that right there is precisely why I don't have Alexa, Siri, Cortana, Bixby or OK Google on any of my devices, or in my home. It's also why I refuse to get a Roomba, despite how nice it would be to have one.
Yes, I know I can disable the Internet connection on it, but it's not worth it if I can't get all the extra features. And those features are too "expensive" in other ways.
Yes, I know I can disable the Internet connection on it, but it's not worth it if I can't get all the extra features. And those features are too "expensive" in other ways.
Short, but I enjoyed writing it: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45475870/
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