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Ignacio notices Gex is found at this special gym that focuses on increasing ones flexibility to the point of becoming spaghetti. lol.
Ignacio: Oh Heyy Gex, fancy seeing you here. What brings you to this place?
Gex: Hi there. I guess I just found a new hobby, heh.
Ignacio: New hobby? So you finally gave up on those media dimension extravaganzas?
Gex: Hahaha Well not just that. Just TV in general is not like it used to be.
Ignacio: *nods* I definitely agree with you on that.
Gex: Yeah and I made friends here in this place, and actually I feel better than I ever have been. Better than sitting around in front of that TV. I am more flexible and fit now than ever. Also, I have changed my name legally to Eidek to get rid of my bad douchey reputation.
Ignacio: That's awesome to hear, buddy. I'm glad you found a new thing that you can enjoy. I guess as the years go by, we all change eventually. Just like I have.
Eidek: Yeah. My friends had to lay some things in on me about the truth about TV. Lets just say I was being very stubborn, and would not give up watching TV. Then as the years go by, I realized they were right. They were right all long. TV is very bad nowadays. I would flip through the stations, and there would be nothing but stupid reality TV shows, and propaganda filled news stations. Not only that, but I had a bad addiction to TV to the point that my health was deteriorating. I was in a depressive state. I began to realize I wasted my entire life being a lazy sloth. I got up, took my TV and bashed it with a hammer, and threw my TV out in the dump and said 'hell with it'. I went over to Valko. (He's a dragon) and told him everything and admitted I was wrong. I left that lifestyle and took up contortion like Valko did. I was a huge douchebag anyways, and I totally regret my douchebaggery and how I acted. I changed a lot throughout the years. I am not a douche anymore.
Ignacio: Wow, yes that is quite the change and so nice to hear of your transformation. I myself, I used to be a bully actually. A bad bully. I'll trying to keep it short, but after I bullied this one fellow named Chase, I felt so so so so bad. So bad that I went into depression, and felt suicidal for everything I did. Someone found out that I was feeling suicidal, so they sent me to a mental hospital. But this mental hospital wasn't doing any good. In fact, it was doing worse. they would constantly tell other patients that they are worthless and tell them to kill themselves. The only thing that was really bugging me though is "What if Chase doesn't forgive me".
Eidek
Eidek: Whatttt?!
Ignacio: Yes, they were very mentally abusive, but I somehow felt as if I didn't get affected by their mental abuse. And somehow I felt like I was called to by a superior being to expose this hell hole. And that is what I did. I sneaked out one night and got into their filing cabinets and noticed all the patients had death certificates. All the death certificates were the patients currently residing there. And guess what? I found my death certificate. I sent all the copies to our leader Itaska, and he managed to gather up all his lawyers to sue them. And they got shut down. And by the way, Chase and me are really good friends now.
Eidek: Oh that is good to hear. Sheesh, I couldn't imagine what you had to go through, but I am glad to hear you changed as well.
*Ignacio hugs Eidek, and Eidek returns the hug*
Ignacio: Oh Heyy Gex, fancy seeing you here. What brings you to this place?
Gex: Hi there. I guess I just found a new hobby, heh.
Ignacio: New hobby? So you finally gave up on those media dimension extravaganzas?
Gex: Hahaha Well not just that. Just TV in general is not like it used to be.
Ignacio: *nods* I definitely agree with you on that.
Gex: Yeah and I made friends here in this place, and actually I feel better than I ever have been. Better than sitting around in front of that TV. I am more flexible and fit now than ever. Also, I have changed my name legally to Eidek to get rid of my bad douchey reputation.
Ignacio: That's awesome to hear, buddy. I'm glad you found a new thing that you can enjoy. I guess as the years go by, we all change eventually. Just like I have.
Eidek: Yeah. My friends had to lay some things in on me about the truth about TV. Lets just say I was being very stubborn, and would not give up watching TV. Then as the years go by, I realized they were right. They were right all long. TV is very bad nowadays. I would flip through the stations, and there would be nothing but stupid reality TV shows, and propaganda filled news stations. Not only that, but I had a bad addiction to TV to the point that my health was deteriorating. I was in a depressive state. I began to realize I wasted my entire life being a lazy sloth. I got up, took my TV and bashed it with a hammer, and threw my TV out in the dump and said 'hell with it'. I went over to Valko. (He's a dragon) and told him everything and admitted I was wrong. I left that lifestyle and took up contortion like Valko did. I was a huge douchebag anyways, and I totally regret my douchebaggery and how I acted. I changed a lot throughout the years. I am not a douche anymore.
Ignacio: Wow, yes that is quite the change and so nice to hear of your transformation. I myself, I used to be a bully actually. A bad bully. I'll trying to keep it short, but after I bullied this one fellow named Chase, I felt so so so so bad. So bad that I went into depression, and felt suicidal for everything I did. Someone found out that I was feeling suicidal, so they sent me to a mental hospital. But this mental hospital wasn't doing any good. In fact, it was doing worse. they would constantly tell other patients that they are worthless and tell them to kill themselves. The only thing that was really bugging me though is "What if Chase doesn't forgive me".
Eidek
Eidek: Whatttt?!
Ignacio: Yes, they were very mentally abusive, but I somehow felt as if I didn't get affected by their mental abuse. And somehow I felt like I was called to by a superior being to expose this hell hole. And that is what I did. I sneaked out one night and got into their filing cabinets and noticed all the patients had death certificates. All the death certificates were the patients currently residing there. And guess what? I found my death certificate. I sent all the copies to our leader Itaska, and he managed to gather up all his lawyers to sue them. And they got shut down. And by the way, Chase and me are really good friends now.
Eidek: Oh that is good to hear. Sheesh, I couldn't imagine what you had to go through, but I am glad to hear you changed as well.
*Ignacio hugs Eidek, and Eidek returns the hug*
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