Just posting a little bit of silliness. Was just an idea that came out of the blue...

"Mr. Williams, I'm happy to say I've got some good news!"

"You've found a way to reverse this? You can turn me back to the man I once was?!"

"No, not that. We're sorry for what has happened to you, but it looks like the process isn't reversible. We've done what we can to slow it down, but we can't seem to stop it."

"Then I don't see how any news you have can be good."

"Oh, but it is! We've found a solution to your problem that everyone should be happy with. Your lawyers, ours, and the local authorities have been in a meeting all morning and they've finally come to a settlement!"

"What? But if you can't reverse this, how does that help me?"

"Well, you see, we've been monitoring your condition closely, and you hit a little bit of a milestone yesterday. It seems that your genetic scans show that you're more horse than human now. Taking this fact into account, our lawyers successfully argued that you should be considered under the law as what you are, and, genetically, that is a horse. As such, human laws no longer apply to you. Your lawyers weren't happy about this, but, considering they're now representing a horse and not a human, they couldn't provide a valid counterargument. The local authorities did stress that animal protection laws now apply, and we have a responsibility to treat you well, which we'll do."

"Wait, you can't do this! I'm a man!"

"Your DNA disagrees with you. Anyway, it doesn't matter what you think any more. You're now the property of the lab. During the negotiations, we've promised to find you a more suitable home. Maybe a riding school, or a stable somewhere in the country with wide green fields and plenty of room for you to run."

Told you it was a silly idea...