The artist of this fun comish is Umilumi (Twitter: @ Umilumi) hit’m up! They’re super affordable and super talented and THE MOST underrated.

Proficient in Expert mode (not Expert+…) I slice through neon colored space cubes in a virtual cave of rave lights and symmetrical architecture. I am a fierce warrior who knows not why I must complete such a bitchin task, but that I will do so with bloodthirsty determination. My wildly dexterous ninja ballet may be above and beyond what’s called for but let’s be honest, what’s a hero without a little flair? I complete the map with only a few inaccuracies, knowing that regardless of error I am victorious. I throw my hands in the air with a stern expression on my face. I feel the power, I feel the glory, I….. am just flailing in my undies…