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File Size 116 kB
Why, heh-helloooo, there! I've heard tell on the grapevine that you were in this... ramshackle little place looking for a spot of revenge!
...Where I heard it doesn't matter, not at this moment. At this moment, what you need, right here, right now, for a low, low price, is the opportunity to make those dreams come true, now isn't it! Now aren't, you, lucky, that someone like me popped by, heard your little... chattering, if I may be so bold as to call it that, and could bring what you need to your location.
Now, what's in the box, you may ask? And I would love to answer it in detail, except that if I do, if I open the box, it'll escape. It's a... volatile little creature, is the word I believe, but will bend itself to your every will and whim as soon as you sign right here, with this pen, on the dotted line.
No, with this pen. The fancy one. In my other hand. With the glowing—
Satisfaction guaranteed, yes. You'll get your revenge, on the little miss what's-her-head, I didn't quite catch the name. Best part is, she'll only know why if you tell her. Isn't the pointlessness a perfect little knife-twist?
...no, the dotted line, that's a margin.
Yes, there, perfect, satisfaction guaranteed, like I said! If your desires for... revenge, yes, that's what you wanted, are in any way not met, just give me a call. The... product, will give you the requisite informaaaaation.
Here you go! Ta-ta!
And with that, he disappeared in a puff of smoke, and revenge began.
...Where I heard it doesn't matter, not at this moment. At this moment, what you need, right here, right now, for a low, low price, is the opportunity to make those dreams come true, now isn't it! Now aren't, you, lucky, that someone like me popped by, heard your little... chattering, if I may be so bold as to call it that, and could bring what you need to your location.
Now, what's in the box, you may ask? And I would love to answer it in detail, except that if I do, if I open the box, it'll escape. It's a... volatile little creature, is the word I believe, but will bend itself to your every will and whim as soon as you sign right here, with this pen, on the dotted line.
No, with this pen. The fancy one. In my other hand. With the glowing—
Satisfaction guaranteed, yes. You'll get your revenge, on the little miss what's-her-head, I didn't quite catch the name. Best part is, she'll only know why if you tell her. Isn't the pointlessness a perfect little knife-twist?
...no, the dotted line, that's a margin.
Yes, there, perfect, satisfaction guaranteed, like I said! If your desires for... revenge, yes, that's what you wanted, are in any way not met, just give me a call. The... product, will give you the requisite informaaaaation.
Here you go! Ta-ta!
And with that, he disappeared in a puff of smoke, and revenge began.
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