Mr. Taxi: *hears knocking on the door* Hm? *goes to and opens the door*

Smell Detector: Hey there, Mr. Taxi.

Mr. Taxi: Smell Detector! What brings you here?

Smell Detector: Just thought I dropped by.

Mr. Taxi: Oh. Well, in that case…come, make yourself at home.

Smell Detector: Okay. *comes in as he gets a gander of Mr. Taxi’s room* Holy cow, Mr. Taxi…!

Mr. Taxi: Hehe. Surprised?

Smell Detector: It’s like I just stepped out of an old, rusty apartment and then suddenly entered a condo. On a side note, I can’t believe you were able to afford such marvelous items.

Mr. Taxi: Guess you can say I got it made, right? Ahehe. *sees notification on his phone* Hm? What’s this? *sees pic* Oh?! Aww, how cute. Hoho. Am I really that adorable?

Smell Detector: Hmm… *looks inside his closet as he discovers a trunk and finds loads of cash in there* WOAH! What the-?! M-Mr. Taxi…?

Mr. Taxi: Huh?

Smell Detector: *points at the trunk filled with cash* This you…?

Mr. Taxi: Heh. I see you’ve found my hidden stash.

Smell Detector: I’ll say. It’s almost like you’ve committed a robbery.

Mr. Taxi: I didn’t, tho.

Smell Detector: I said: “almost like”. I didn’t really say you did. Other than that, for a taxi driver, you sure know how to make money. What’s your secret?

Mr. Taxi: Uh……

*flashback to when he was pole dancing at a strip club*

Customer #1: WOOOOO! TAKE IT OFF!

Customer #2: YES, KING! YES!

Customer #3: SIT ON ME! PLEASE! SIT ON ME!

Customer #4: MARRY MEEEEEE!

*end of flashback*

Mr. Taxi: Well…let’s just say I…enjoy giving them pleasure.

Smell Detector: Oooooooh. I see. So, you wanna make their ride fun and enjoyable, eh?

Mr. Taxi: *nervously rubs his badonk* Yeeeeeeaaah…enjoyable…hehehehe.

Smell Detector: Huh. Perhaps I should try doing that for my customers. Anyways…I’m getting kinda hungry. Wanna stop by and grab something to eat?

Mr. Taxi: Eh, sure. I’ll bite.

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