Crack Splitter: *flushes toilet as he comes out of the men’s room* Aah, I feel five pounds lighter. *walks back to the table where the others are*

Frolic Flame: Sheesh. Took ya long enough.

Crack Splitter: What? I had to poop. Dumping takes time, you know.

Frolic Flame: Oh. Crack Splitter. You and your fat, musky, dunny-blowing ass.

Crack Splitter: Hey, I don’t always blow up the dunny…unless I feel like it.

Customer: *heads to the bathroom, but leaves after that rancid smell* Augh! Mother of God! Who did this?!

Poison Sting: Hehe. Guess you felt like blowing it up today.

Crack Splitter: Uh…actually, it must be something I ate.

Acid Tracks: Lemme guess…sweet potato crisps?

Crack Splitter: Yeeeup.

Acid Tracks: ……were they expired?

Crack Splitter: ……they look and taste edible, tho.

Acid Tracks: Been there.

Frolic Flame: *shakes his head* You two will eat ANYTHING that’s been on the floor…or what’s been thrown in the trash.

Poison Sting: Or what hasn’t been opened and used yet in certain food industries..

Acid Tracks: Hey! We’re not pigs!

Crack Splitter: Hmph. *gets a notification from his phone* Hm? I think that's my phone. *gets out his phone* Huh. *sees pic* What the hell…? Hey, you guys seeing this? *shows this pic*

Poison Sting: Eeeeeey, I recognize that art style from anywhere!

Acid Tracks: Oh, yeeaah. I remember I got this not too long ago.

Crack Splitter: Wait, you guys got this, too?

Poison Sting: Hell yeah! In fact, other Infurnationals got this, as well. Neo Leo, Tenchu, Rakuhouha, Wayward Wind, et cetera, et cetera.

Frolic Flame: So, am I the only one here that didn’t get tagged by this artist you all got?

Poison Sting: You’re not the only one. There are others that didn’t get ‘em…yet.

Acid Tracks: No worries, mate. Soon you’ll be joining the bandwagon like everyone else…eventually, that is.

Frolic Flame: Well, shit. If you guys got one, then I should get in on this. Hopefully, I’ll be noticed.

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