Update!! .. So after having had no success in my attempts to recharge the device, using every type of battery and adaptor I could think of, I eventually just gave up and put it in the microwave. But even that didn't do anything! Then someone suggested putting the EGG thing in the microwave! Which I did.. and apparently that seemed to do SOMETHING! But I have no idea if it's good or bad.

In either case I'm going to need a new microwave.. :1

I'll keep you posted if anything else happens!
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