Once upon a time my exboyfriend asked me to draw a turducken. I needed some stuff to practice water color on, because I know oh-so-little and I'm attempting to do a commission and have it come out on paper as good as it looks in my head, so I dug through some of my easier sketches and found some that I could paint.
This one needed paint.
I want to make a collage of burning buildings and wrecked cars and military stuff attacking it and have big, retro monster movie font saying THE TURDUCKEN! and glue this bad boy on it.

From this exercise I learned that I don't know jack about shading, or color theory.
Working on it, tips appreciated.