Before you say anything. Yes, i know that we are waaaay beyond chrismas time. But i comissiond this like a week or two or so before chrismas, and it was first done now. But eh, stuff like that happens. And speaking of which, this fine piece was made by the fantastic and wounderful  MysticGalaxy! Go and give them a look!.

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*At the outskirts of a town*

"Alright Sparky my boy, the plan is simple" I say as i adjust my fake beard and hat. "We'll enter the town as two guys who has come to spread chrismas cheer to everyone there, and make a spectecal out of it. And when everyone is destracted, you and i will then sneak away from the party and proceed to steal whatever valubles they have. Once that is done, or one of us get's cought, we will then in a fast manner, get out of town. Did you get that?" I ask.

Sparky has been sitting on the ground fiddling with som stiks of dynamit while i was going over our plan of action, and looks up at me.

"Mabaga gaga muma tutigi?" He asks me in his usual gibberish.

"Yes Sparky, i know that i'm the riches man around because of all the blood money, so ofcourse it dosen't make sense why we would need to steal more. But here's my answer to that, i was bord. Anyways, aftersome we need to do this stealthfuly, that means...?" i drag on the word, waiting for Sparky to come with an answer.

Sparky looks at me, and then down on the stik of dynamite in his claw, and looks up to me again holding out the dynamite. "Boom Boom?"

"Exactly!" I say as i snatch the dynamite out of his claw "No Boom Booms!" I say as the stik i took *Puffs* into a smal cloud of smoke.

"Maaww...:(" He says, in a depressd manner.

"......Bah!, fine!. I'll let you use the damn firecrackers, but ONLY the firecrackers. Deal?" I ask him, and he lights up again with glee.

"Baaa!" he say's.

"Great!. Now, get on my shoulder and let's get this show rolling!" I say, as Sparky proceeds to climb up on my shoulder, and we move over towards the town. This was going to go just FINE.


[45 minuts later]

*At the outskirts of town... Again*

Well... the town was now on fire. People was running around screaming in terror, and in pain too for being on fire as well. I was just standing and looking at the bonfire that was the town while both my fake beard and hat was a bit on fire to.

"Sparky... I Love you like you were my son. But how the FUCK! did you manage to do THIS! with just Firecrackers!?" I yell.

"Mababagi toluditi gigigulu eaea bigi WOOOOSH!" He says as he swoops his arm over his head to indicate that he threw something or something was flying.

"......." I just look at him for a minute before sighing "Nevermind, At least we did get some loot before the whole place went up" I say, as i shake the bag with all the said loot in it. "So what do you say that i buy you a cake eh?" I ask.

"WEEEE!!" He screeches in glee and starts to jump in happiness for the promise of cake. And i just chuckel as we proceed to leave the mess we made behind.