Kitty: Alright, folks! It's time for us to unmask the Grizzly Bear, and send him back to his universe. But first, let's see what the panel's first impression guesses were for him, shall we?
*The TUFF Troopers head into the underground vault, and retrieve the first impression guesses for the Grizzly Bear. They return to the stage with them, and Kitty begins to read each one.*
Kitty: Okay, here are the first impression guesses for the Grizzly Bear.
Terry's first impression guess: Mike Haggar from "Final Fight"
Cadence's first impression guess: Mike Haggar from "Final Fight"
Chick's first impression guess: Zangief from the "Street Fighter" series
Stew's first impression guess: Guy from "Final Fight"/"Street Fighter Alpha" series
Fred's first impression guess: Mike Haggar from "Final Fight"
Isabelle's first impression guess: Cody from "Final Fight"/"Street Fighter Alpha" series
Kitty: Well, that about does it for the first impression guesses. And Fred, I hope all that reading has done you good, 'cause we're about to reveal him.
Fred: It better, Kitty! I've come to far to lose the Golden Toon Ear Trophy now! This will be my finest moment!
Kitty: We'll see about THAT, Fred. Alright, everyone! You know the drill!
Everyone: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
Grizzly Bear: (removing his mask, revealing himself to be Mike Haggar)
Kitty: Holy smokes! It's Mike Haggar, mayor of Metro City from the Final Fight series!
Terry: Oh, yeah! I knew it!
Fred: (getting excited) Right off the bat! I got one right in the first episode! YABBA-DABBA-DOO! (starts jumping up and down with joy)
Mike: Even I'M surprised! I was afraid that Fred was gonna say I was Zangief or something.
Cadence: Oh, please. Fred would've guessed that you were Magilla Gorilla or something like that.
Fred: I would, huh? Well, at least I didn't.
Chick: That's definitely a first.
Kitty: Anyway, Mike Haggar is a professional wrestler who was elected mayor of Metro City in the Capcom arcade beat 'em up game Final Fight in 1989, where he appeared as a playable character alongside Guy and Cody. He decided to take matters into his own hands when the notorious Mad Gear Gang kidnapped his daughter, Jessica, and held her ransom for control of the city. Of course, her daddy was having none of that. ;)
Mike: Oh, yeah. I'm a pretty hands-on kinda guy myself. Once Guy, Cody, and I were able to kill their leader, Belger, and rescued Jessica. But, the Mad Gear Gang didn't stop there. They had affiliates all over the world, and I journeyed all over the globe to put a stop to their evil ways.
Stew: Is that why you didn't show up in any of the Street Fighter games like most other Final Fight characters did?
Cadence: Yeah. I mean, after all, Street Fighter and Final Fight do share the same universe.
Mike: Duties as mayor held me up. So much cleaning up to do after the Mad Gear Gang tried to take full control over it. Besides, Zangief pretty much took care of the wrestler aspect of the Street Fighter series, so I didn't have to worry about that.
Kitty: Besides, Mike and Zangief share similar move sets, such as the Spinning Lariat, the Spinning Piledriver, and the Atomic Buster. I know my friend Elvis fights similarly to both of them, because I've seen him pull off those moves. And as of this moment, the two of them have yet to meet in combat officially.
Stew: Oh, I see.
Isabelle: I could've helped you, Mr. Haggar! I'd be a great assistant to you. Just ask any of the mayors Animal Crossing has had over the years!
Mike: (laughing) Well, Isabelle. You certainly would've been a big help during my term. Some of my employees could learn a lot from someone like you.
Isabelle: Aw, thanks so much. ^w^
Kitty: As I was saying, while Mike never appeared in any Street Fighter games as of late, he DID appear in other fighting games such as Saturday Night Slam Masters, which has him in the ring taking on various colorful wrestlers, and the Marvel Vs. Capcom series, where he fought against most of Marvel's heavy hitters. He even helped out in retrieving the Infinity Stones to stop Ultron and Sigma from destroying both universes.
Mike: Yeah. Too bad the recent game didn't do to well. I guess you can't win them all.
Terry: Yeah, it's a hard truth for us fighters, I can tell ya. ^^;
Cadence: I can see that.
Stew: But, what about that "pipes" clue? I'm afraid that went over my head.
Mike: There were lead pipes littered all over the streets of Metro City that the guys and I picked up and used as weapons against the Mad Gear Gang. It's a beat 'em up thing. And I'm glad I didn't bash one over YOUR head when you got that wrong. XD
Stew: There were?
Kitty: How come you didn't pass more laws about littering in Metro City?
Mike: Kitty, the Mad Gear Gang was my biggest concern at the moment. All that was on my mind was rescuing my daughter.
Kitty: Oh, yeah. What made you wanna come onto our show in the first place?
Mike: Well, Cody and Jessica seem to like the show, and I figured I would surprise them by making an appearance on it. The show seemed silly, stupid, wacky, and wholesome enough for my liking, so I thought I'd see what it's all about. ^^
Cadence: Well, you definitely showed us. ^^
Chick: Even though you were the first one eliminated this season, you definitely have plenty of talent. So, we wish you the best of luck in any future endeavors you may tackle.
Mike: Thanks very much, everybody. And a special thanks to you, Fred, for guessing me right. If you gave one of your crazy, insane guesses, I would've pile drived you into the pavement.
Fred: Not a problem, Mr. Haggar! And, believe me. I KNOW what being pile drived into the pavement feels like.
Mike: Glad you do. And Isabelle, if I ever need a new assistant mayor of Metro City, I'll be sure to ring you up. ^^
Isabelle: Ready and willing, Mr. Haggar!
Kitty: Very inspiring. And since Terry, Cadence, and Fred, oddly enough, all got Mike Haggar right, they'll each get a point in the running for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy.
Fred: YABBA-DABBA-DOO! I'm finally on my way!
Kitty: Don't get your hopes up, Fred. You still need the most points at the end of the season to get the trophy! Anyway, that about does it for Group A for now. They'll be back next time with their Wild Card contestant. But, before that, the other groups will be duking it out to see who will become our net King or Queen of the Masked Toon Singers! Right now, let's hear it for the artist formerly known as the Grizzly Bear, Mike Haggar! (gives Mike a microphone)
Mike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZMpclB77as
Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted
Stay rad, all!
Mike Haggar belongs to Capcom
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
*The TUFF Troopers head into the underground vault, and retrieve the first impression guesses for the Grizzly Bear. They return to the stage with them, and Kitty begins to read each one.*
Kitty: Okay, here are the first impression guesses for the Grizzly Bear.
Terry's first impression guess: Mike Haggar from "Final Fight"
Cadence's first impression guess: Mike Haggar from "Final Fight"
Chick's first impression guess: Zangief from the "Street Fighter" series
Stew's first impression guess: Guy from "Final Fight"/"Street Fighter Alpha" series
Fred's first impression guess: Mike Haggar from "Final Fight"
Isabelle's first impression guess: Cody from "Final Fight"/"Street Fighter Alpha" series
Kitty: Well, that about does it for the first impression guesses. And Fred, I hope all that reading has done you good, 'cause we're about to reveal him.
Fred: It better, Kitty! I've come to far to lose the Golden Toon Ear Trophy now! This will be my finest moment!
Kitty: We'll see about THAT, Fred. Alright, everyone! You know the drill!
Everyone: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
Grizzly Bear: (removing his mask, revealing himself to be Mike Haggar)
Kitty: Holy smokes! It's Mike Haggar, mayor of Metro City from the Final Fight series!
Terry: Oh, yeah! I knew it!
Fred: (getting excited) Right off the bat! I got one right in the first episode! YABBA-DABBA-DOO! (starts jumping up and down with joy)
Mike: Even I'M surprised! I was afraid that Fred was gonna say I was Zangief or something.
Cadence: Oh, please. Fred would've guessed that you were Magilla Gorilla or something like that.
Fred: I would, huh? Well, at least I didn't.
Chick: That's definitely a first.
Kitty: Anyway, Mike Haggar is a professional wrestler who was elected mayor of Metro City in the Capcom arcade beat 'em up game Final Fight in 1989, where he appeared as a playable character alongside Guy and Cody. He decided to take matters into his own hands when the notorious Mad Gear Gang kidnapped his daughter, Jessica, and held her ransom for control of the city. Of course, her daddy was having none of that. ;)
Mike: Oh, yeah. I'm a pretty hands-on kinda guy myself. Once Guy, Cody, and I were able to kill their leader, Belger, and rescued Jessica. But, the Mad Gear Gang didn't stop there. They had affiliates all over the world, and I journeyed all over the globe to put a stop to their evil ways.
Stew: Is that why you didn't show up in any of the Street Fighter games like most other Final Fight characters did?
Cadence: Yeah. I mean, after all, Street Fighter and Final Fight do share the same universe.
Mike: Duties as mayor held me up. So much cleaning up to do after the Mad Gear Gang tried to take full control over it. Besides, Zangief pretty much took care of the wrestler aspect of the Street Fighter series, so I didn't have to worry about that.
Kitty: Besides, Mike and Zangief share similar move sets, such as the Spinning Lariat, the Spinning Piledriver, and the Atomic Buster. I know my friend Elvis fights similarly to both of them, because I've seen him pull off those moves. And as of this moment, the two of them have yet to meet in combat officially.
Stew: Oh, I see.
Isabelle: I could've helped you, Mr. Haggar! I'd be a great assistant to you. Just ask any of the mayors Animal Crossing has had over the years!
Mike: (laughing) Well, Isabelle. You certainly would've been a big help during my term. Some of my employees could learn a lot from someone like you.
Isabelle: Aw, thanks so much. ^w^
Kitty: As I was saying, while Mike never appeared in any Street Fighter games as of late, he DID appear in other fighting games such as Saturday Night Slam Masters, which has him in the ring taking on various colorful wrestlers, and the Marvel Vs. Capcom series, where he fought against most of Marvel's heavy hitters. He even helped out in retrieving the Infinity Stones to stop Ultron and Sigma from destroying both universes.
Mike: Yeah. Too bad the recent game didn't do to well. I guess you can't win them all.
Terry: Yeah, it's a hard truth for us fighters, I can tell ya. ^^;
Cadence: I can see that.
Stew: But, what about that "pipes" clue? I'm afraid that went over my head.
Mike: There were lead pipes littered all over the streets of Metro City that the guys and I picked up and used as weapons against the Mad Gear Gang. It's a beat 'em up thing. And I'm glad I didn't bash one over YOUR head when you got that wrong. XD
Stew: There were?
Kitty: How come you didn't pass more laws about littering in Metro City?
Mike: Kitty, the Mad Gear Gang was my biggest concern at the moment. All that was on my mind was rescuing my daughter.
Kitty: Oh, yeah. What made you wanna come onto our show in the first place?
Mike: Well, Cody and Jessica seem to like the show, and I figured I would surprise them by making an appearance on it. The show seemed silly, stupid, wacky, and wholesome enough for my liking, so I thought I'd see what it's all about. ^^
Cadence: Well, you definitely showed us. ^^
Chick: Even though you were the first one eliminated this season, you definitely have plenty of talent. So, we wish you the best of luck in any future endeavors you may tackle.
Mike: Thanks very much, everybody. And a special thanks to you, Fred, for guessing me right. If you gave one of your crazy, insane guesses, I would've pile drived you into the pavement.
Fred: Not a problem, Mr. Haggar! And, believe me. I KNOW what being pile drived into the pavement feels like.
Mike: Glad you do. And Isabelle, if I ever need a new assistant mayor of Metro City, I'll be sure to ring you up. ^^
Isabelle: Ready and willing, Mr. Haggar!
Kitty: Very inspiring. And since Terry, Cadence, and Fred, oddly enough, all got Mike Haggar right, they'll each get a point in the running for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy.
Fred: YABBA-DABBA-DOO! I'm finally on my way!
Kitty: Don't get your hopes up, Fred. You still need the most points at the end of the season to get the trophy! Anyway, that about does it for Group A for now. They'll be back next time with their Wild Card contestant. But, before that, the other groups will be duking it out to see who will become our net King or Queen of the Masked Toon Singers! Right now, let's hear it for the artist formerly known as the Grizzly Bear, Mike Haggar! (gives Mike a microphone)
Mike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZMpclB77as
Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted
Stay rad, all!
Mike Haggar belongs to Capcom
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
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