"Uh, Ms. Yarlequé, have you ever wondered where humans come from?"

"Well, you see, Ânbaï, when a caseringo puts his antichucho in a mina's salteña, a guagua comes out covered in somó 9 months later."

"…What does all that have to do with humans?" Ma'am, I don't understand!"

"That's because you're a furry, Ânbaï."