"In 1902, Arthur Collins —a crescent artist of the early recording industry— would sing in duet with Byron G. Harlan —'The Western Tenor'— for Edison Records. The two would then be one of the most transcendental baritone-tenor duos of the Acoustic Era, broadening from Gold Moulded cylinders to the Vertical-Cut Diamond Discs, let alone the distinct repertoire of other record labels popular during the first quarter of the 20th century."

"This brings us to today; an individual of dubious prescendence commonly identified as the yellow fox 'Alexis' has been known and —surprisingly— seen to undertake a procedure of which we don't possess any clear, relevant information, being subject to a radical transformation regarding a form of augmentation of the physique. Whilst we are concerned as to why a fox has a vibrant yellow fur and wears a turtle-neck shirt, it is prioritized to worry about the exorbitant volume this fox has reached: occupying such a vast extension of the Earth's surface, we believe the slightest impulse will result life-threatening. For now, we may see his stance, laying dangerously close within a large concentration of populus, surrounding a very interesting geographical position."

"Hm? I'm being informed by word of mouth about the aim this fox has on our planet... It appears there is no need to worry about any consequent effects deducted by its size, but rather of a smaller, more personal affair. Alexis is seeking the residence of an argentinean boy that goes by the title of 'Doctor Papu', a.k.a. 'TheServerErro', with the mere, sole purpose of... destroying it. That's... it? No harm to be made to the Dr. himself; just to what he still claims home-sweet-home... Very intriguing. As to why this negociation is to be made is beyond our level of understanding. I suppose supressing the property damage intentions is at our own risk... Perhaps we shouldn't intervene?"

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I almost didn't make it into Macro March this year, but I had a bit of an inspiration rush on the 15th when I felt a little nostalgic as I listened to a few selections on Pax41 Music Time Machine compilations; the music I mostly sat through in spring last year. It was then when I realized I couldn't keep Cannons hanging; I had to get a perfectly clean paper sheet dirty with some graphite and excuses to self-loath. Because the sketch was an assured catastrophe, I decided to digitalize it on the 19th and redraw most flaws (and create a few more on the way) in Paint Tool SAI. Intentionally, the digital coloring, fancy lighting, the lame excuse of a landscape & other visual supplements were made. Yes, I'd make a terrible city planner, but Cities: Skylines doesn't run that well on my PC, after all. I didn't trace the city from a C:S screenshot or anything, if you were wondering. Would've been a good idea, though. The rest of the drawing was rushed/worked at a fast pace (I've done a lot just an hour before posting lol): It doesn't convince me it's as good as I wanted it to be. Sorry about the lack of attention to detail!

Time for the big question: "Who is TheServerErro and why is Alexis looking forward to destroy his house?"

TheServerErro is an emerging argentinean celebrity. He does streamings on Twitch, but you may also find him on Twitter and the Roblox platform. He aspires to be a hit gamer some day soon, so I thought I'd help him by giving him some form of exposure. It's the least I can do.

About his house... let's say, in a little group chat on Discord, we were (ironically) discussing macro art to the point of the entire GC joking about how macros just casually obliterate his house in every picture I sent. I liked the idea so much that I went ahead and made it canon within this drawing (and possibly future works). Since I don't know where in Argentina he is, Alexis thought he'd go check in this generic city I made in five days first. Will he find it? Maybe. Will you find him? Online, yes! Follow TheServerErro in the following platforms:

https://www.twitch.tv/theservererro
https://twitter.com/servererro
https://www.roblox.com/users/304386137/profile

Oh, right: Cannons! I hope you enjoy this new —surprise— fanart of Alexis. I bet you set a stopwatch at the beginning of the month and instinctively waited until the work was finally posted!
It may not show his iconic high-heels, but I believe you will fancy the scene and his expression. Don't you adore the threatening aura he emanates by looming over an urbanization? Wouldn't you desire to just stand there, impatiently waiting for him to pin his gigantic fingertip into the lithosphere? Can you imagine if he were to slam his fist into it? Boop his immense snout?
I tried to make it semi-lineless and spent a few extra hours adding details that I thought you would love to see after the horrible rendition I did last year! I would be interested in hearing whether you'd want me to keep the Alexis fever hot throughout the rest of the year or if you would like to see another one of your characters next time. Maybe my 'sona Claude alone? I do admire Alexis, but sometimes I wonder whether you think I'm obsessed with him. I may be (but I'd prefer keeping this obsession sane)! You & Marcus are geniuses! I wish I could thank you enough for the collaboration that resulted in his creation. God bless the both of you.

Tzarissan 'Ulster' Goldhyde-Alexis belongs to  thehandcannoneer &  marcusstarkiller
Art done by me.