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George: Hello dear listeners. I’m George Moosefari...

Tony: ...And I’m Tony Duffy! We’re here with the some more fighters from the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament to see what they’re like outside of the ring. Now why don’t you introduce yourselves?

Brick: Well, my name Brick Wilson. I’m thirty three years old, born and raised in America and I’ve been a wrestler since-

Lazlo: BORING! YOU'RE FUCKING BORING YOU MILK SPEWING HUNK OF GARBAGE!!!

George: Sir, please try to lower your voice. You’re causing the microphone to peak.

Lazlo: PEAK THIS! I’M LAZLO LEE AND I’M ONLY HERE TO DO THREE THINGS! MUTILATE, DEMOLISH, AND OBLITERATE!

Tony: ...Lovely. Anyways, if we can get back to some actual questions instead of rambling nonsense, that would be great...

Lazlo: WHATEVER, PUNK! THIS STUPID INTERVIEW IS CUTTING INTO MY WORKOUT TIME!

George: So if you don’t mind me asking, what kind of match are you hoping for? This upcoming fight is randomized of course, but it’s interesting to hear each fighters personal preference.

Brick: Well George, can I call you George? I’m a wrestler to the core. The two of you commentated on my last fight, you know I have a reputation as a decent wrestler. I can grapple, I can powerbomb, I can suplex. That is my area of expertise. Sure, I’ve dabbled with boxing on occasion but wrestling really is my element...

George: Insightful answer, good sir. How about you Mister Lee? You holding out for something? Maybe boxing or MMA or the like?

Lazlo: LISTEN HERE, OLD MAN! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF THAT! I JUST WANT WHICHEVER OPTION ALLOWS ME TO TURN THIS FUCKING BULL INTO GROUND BEEF!!!

Brick: Whoa! Come on, man!

Tony: That was SERIOUSLY uncalled for! Apologize to these two immediately!

Lazlo: OR WHAT?! YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, PUSSYCAT?!

George: Easy, Tony. Take deep breaths...

Tony: *sigh*

Tony: Ok. Moving on...Next question. If you end up winning this tournament, what are you gonna do with the prize money?

Brick: Well first of all-

Lazlo: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE BELT, OR THE PRIZE MONEY! I’M JUST HERE TO CAUSE SOME PAIN! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I’LL SPEND THE CASH ON THOUGH! CHEAP GUYS, CHEAP WOMEN, BOOZE, AND MORE STEROIDS TO MAINTAIN THIS WICKED BODY!

George: Oh for god’s sake!

Tony: Do we REALLY need to break out the talking stick for this interview!? This is ridiculous!

Lazlo: NO STICK CAN CONTAIN THE LAZLO! THROW IT AGAINST MY ROCK-HARD ABS AND ALL YOU’LL BE LEFT WITH IS A BUNCH OF SHATTERED PIECES OF WOOD!!!

Tony: Brick, please give us your answer so we can move on!

Brick: Right, will do. If I end up winning this tournament, I’m going to celebrate by using the prize money to fund a major vacation. I plan on visiting every American state in one go. It’s been awhile since I’ve done a complete travel like this and it’s good to reconnect with your home country when you can...

George: Nice sentiment. Next question. What are some interests and passions you have?

Brick: I guess you can say wrestling is my passion. I’m always down for a match or two. Other than that, I like farming and going on hikes.

George: Lovely stuff. How about you Lazlo? What do you like to do in your off-hours?

Lazlo: TWO WORDS! I. WORK. OUT!

Tony: You do know that’s three words, right?

Lazlo: DON’T CORRECT ME, HAS-BEEN! I WILL DRAG YOU BACK INTO THE RING AND “RETIRE” YOU! PERMANENTLY!!!

Tony: I’d like to see you try, you rejected reindeer!

George: Tony, relax! You’re not the one entering the ring, remember? Maybe you should go to your dressing room for a bit, go eat a bag of skittles or something...

Tony: I’m alright, George! Just...frustrated right now! Last question before we call it a wrap...If you had a superpower, what would it be?

Brick: I know it’s kind of an obvious answer but super-strength was always appealing to me. Speaking of amazing strength, doesn’t this tournament have a dog who can apparently bench press a car? I need to get in touch with that guy! I’d love to see th-

Lazlo: RAGHHH! ENOUGH WITH THESE STUPID QUESTIONS!!! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SUPERPOWER *I* WANT?! I WANT TO CONTROL TIME, JUST SO I CAN RELIVE BEATING PEOPLE TO A BLOODY PULP! FIRST, I’M GONNA START WITH THIS ALL AMERICAN DUMBASS, THEN I’M GONNA MOVE ONTO YOU STUPID INTERVIEWERS! THEN I’M GONNA MOVE ONTO THE REST OF THIS SAD BATCH OF LOSERS BEFORE COMING AFTER ALL OF YOU LISTENING TO THIS!!!

Tony: Will you PLEASE shut your GOD DAMNED MOUTH?! If you spout out one more threat, I will personally stuff you into the nearest trash can, and ROLL YOU DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!!

George: And with that, we’re out of time! My ever-professional colleague is going to take a mandatory break right now while our wonderful guest is going to have a peaceful chat with our head of security. I would like to thank Brick Wilson here for keeping a calm and collected head throughout this interview and I hope to see you all at the actual fight. I’m George Moosefari and he was Tony Duffy, thanks for listening...