Kitty: Okay, everybody! It's time to unmask the Goblin, and send him back to his universe. But, before we do that, we need to find out what the panel's first impression guesses for him were. Maybe one of them would break the tie between Terry, Cadence, and Fred. Or maybe not, but we'll check 'em out, anyway. ^^
*The TUFF Troopers head down into the underground vault, and pull out the first impression guesses for the Goblin. They return to the stage with them, and Kitty begins to read each one.*
Kitty: Okay. Here are the first impression guesses for the Goblin.
Terry's first impression guess: Felonius Gru from the "Despicable Me" franchise
Cadence's first impression guess: Dingodile from the "Crash Bandicoot" franchise
Chick's first impression guess: Felonius Gru from the "Despicable Me" franchise
Stew's first impression guess: Felonius Gru from the "Despicable Me" franchise
Fred's first impression guess: Commander Peepers from "Wander Over Yonder"
Isabelle's first impression guess: Felonius Gru from the "Despicable Me" franchise
Kitty: Well, that about does it for the first impression guesses. It seems that a majority of them think he's Gru. Makes sense since the new Minions movie is coming out, and he's gonna be a central character in it. Well, let's see if they're right, as we...
Everyone: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
Goblin: (turning around, and taking his mask off)
Isabelle: C'mon! Turn around!
Stew: We wanna see who you are!
Goblin: (removing his mask, and turns back around to reveal himself as Dingodile) DINGO! DINGO! DINGO! (laughs and dances)
Kitty: HOLY SMOKES!!! It's Dingodile from the Crash Bandicoot franchise! Cadence was the only one who got it!
Cadence: I KNEW IT!!!
Dingodile: You sure did, Sheila! I didn't get past you! ;)
Terry: Boy, I feel sheepish right now.
Fred: Now you know how I feel.
Dingodile: (glaring at Chick and Stew) Crikey, Chick and Stew! I thought you drongos would know!
Chick: Yeah, we should've! Given we're from the same series!
Stew: Yeah! I feel like a soft-boiled egg right now!
Dingodile: Oh, bother.
Kitty: Don't worry about it, Dingodile. Anyway, this half-dingo, half-crocodile arsonist made his debut in the Crash Bandicoot franchise in "Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped," where he served as the game's second boss. He was tasked by Dr. Neo Cortex and Uka Uka to uncover some crystals in the Ice Age so they can use them to take over the world. However, Crash was able to arrive, and defeat him before he can get a hold of those crystals.
Dingodile: I tried to roast 'im with me flamethrower, which had a tendency to explode whenever he spun into me. Not even the crystal barrier I created was able to protect me, as one blast from my flamethrower could destroy it!
Terry: You could've come to me. I would've taught you how to defend yourself easily. Maybe use those jaws and that tail of yours to your advantage. ;)
Dingodile: Thanks, mate. But all that fancy kung fu stuff doesn't seem to fit me all that well. Although, I did use me tail to attack when I appeared in Crash Bash as a playable character, where I was on Aku Aku's side when Uka Uka's side had to many players.
Terry: Well, that's something, at least.
Isabelle: But, what about all that talk about the food industry?
Dingodile: Well, I've always dreamed of opening up me own diner when I finally decide to quit workin' for Cortex. And given how in one alternate reality I made me dream come true, it gave me the confidence to do so again. Too bad from what Dr. Cortex told me, my diner was destroyed and I got involved in stopping N. Tropy from destroying the multiverse. But that bit sounded like the ramblings of an idiot scientist.
Stew: I dunno. It sounded real to me.
Kitty: That's because it was, Stew. Dingodile was actually playable in Crash 4: It's About Time, where he swapped out his flamethrower for a leaf blower. He also made brief appearances in Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity, the latter in which he appeared as a boss. He also appeared in the DS version of Crash of the Titans, where he commanded an army of Whalephants. He also appeared in the Crash racing games, too, appearing in Crash Team Racing and its remake Nitro-Fueled, and Crash Nitro Kart, where he was brainwashed by N. Trance for some reason.
Dingodile: Yeah, I dunno why THAT happened. I guess he must've lured me in with deep fried crawfish, and blasted me when I least expected it. So, I'm a little fuzzy on that.
Fred: Well, if there's one thing that you weren't fuzzy on it was your performance. You were amazing on this show!
Cadence: Oh, yes. You showed us that you have an ear for music. Maybe you should give up on your dream of owning a diner, and just pursue in music. ^^
Dingodile: You blokes know something? That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Maybe I'll rather a few of the boys from Cortex's army, and we'll form our own band. And maybe I'll still open up me diner, and have live music every Wednesday night! Boy, that'll be sure to give Cortex a whopper of a headache. ;)
Terry: Yeah, I can see that happening. (turns to Cadence) Not a chance.
Cadence: I know. Dingodile's cooking makes Kitty's cookies taste like candy.
Kitty: Really, guys?
Terry + Cadence: Sorry. ^^;
Kitty: Well, anyway, that about does it for Group B for now. And since Cadence was the only one to get Dingodile right, she gets a point in the running for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy, putting her in the lead with 2 points. Terry and Fred are trailing behind with one point a-piece. Join us back here next time where we'll see Group C take center stage! But, right now, let's hear it one more time for the artist formerly known as the Goblin, Dingodile! (gives Dingodile a microphone)
Dingodile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0BE4cXbF4g
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Dingodile belongs to Naughty Dog/Universal Interactive/Activision/Microsoft
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
*The TUFF Troopers head down into the underground vault, and pull out the first impression guesses for the Goblin. They return to the stage with them, and Kitty begins to read each one.*
Kitty: Okay. Here are the first impression guesses for the Goblin.
Terry's first impression guess: Felonius Gru from the "Despicable Me" franchise
Cadence's first impression guess: Dingodile from the "Crash Bandicoot" franchise
Chick's first impression guess: Felonius Gru from the "Despicable Me" franchise
Stew's first impression guess: Felonius Gru from the "Despicable Me" franchise
Fred's first impression guess: Commander Peepers from "Wander Over Yonder"
Isabelle's first impression guess: Felonius Gru from the "Despicable Me" franchise
Kitty: Well, that about does it for the first impression guesses. It seems that a majority of them think he's Gru. Makes sense since the new Minions movie is coming out, and he's gonna be a central character in it. Well, let's see if they're right, as we...
Everyone: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
Goblin: (turning around, and taking his mask off)
Isabelle: C'mon! Turn around!
Stew: We wanna see who you are!
Goblin: (removing his mask, and turns back around to reveal himself as Dingodile) DINGO! DINGO! DINGO! (laughs and dances)
Kitty: HOLY SMOKES!!! It's Dingodile from the Crash Bandicoot franchise! Cadence was the only one who got it!
Cadence: I KNEW IT!!!
Dingodile: You sure did, Sheila! I didn't get past you! ;)
Terry: Boy, I feel sheepish right now.
Fred: Now you know how I feel.
Dingodile: (glaring at Chick and Stew) Crikey, Chick and Stew! I thought you drongos would know!
Chick: Yeah, we should've! Given we're from the same series!
Stew: Yeah! I feel like a soft-boiled egg right now!
Dingodile: Oh, bother.
Kitty: Don't worry about it, Dingodile. Anyway, this half-dingo, half-crocodile arsonist made his debut in the Crash Bandicoot franchise in "Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped," where he served as the game's second boss. He was tasked by Dr. Neo Cortex and Uka Uka to uncover some crystals in the Ice Age so they can use them to take over the world. However, Crash was able to arrive, and defeat him before he can get a hold of those crystals.
Dingodile: I tried to roast 'im with me flamethrower, which had a tendency to explode whenever he spun into me. Not even the crystal barrier I created was able to protect me, as one blast from my flamethrower could destroy it!
Terry: You could've come to me. I would've taught you how to defend yourself easily. Maybe use those jaws and that tail of yours to your advantage. ;)
Dingodile: Thanks, mate. But all that fancy kung fu stuff doesn't seem to fit me all that well. Although, I did use me tail to attack when I appeared in Crash Bash as a playable character, where I was on Aku Aku's side when Uka Uka's side had to many players.
Terry: Well, that's something, at least.
Isabelle: But, what about all that talk about the food industry?
Dingodile: Well, I've always dreamed of opening up me own diner when I finally decide to quit workin' for Cortex. And given how in one alternate reality I made me dream come true, it gave me the confidence to do so again. Too bad from what Dr. Cortex told me, my diner was destroyed and I got involved in stopping N. Tropy from destroying the multiverse. But that bit sounded like the ramblings of an idiot scientist.
Stew: I dunno. It sounded real to me.
Kitty: That's because it was, Stew. Dingodile was actually playable in Crash 4: It's About Time, where he swapped out his flamethrower for a leaf blower. He also made brief appearances in Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity, the latter in which he appeared as a boss. He also appeared in the DS version of Crash of the Titans, where he commanded an army of Whalephants. He also appeared in the Crash racing games, too, appearing in Crash Team Racing and its remake Nitro-Fueled, and Crash Nitro Kart, where he was brainwashed by N. Trance for some reason.
Dingodile: Yeah, I dunno why THAT happened. I guess he must've lured me in with deep fried crawfish, and blasted me when I least expected it. So, I'm a little fuzzy on that.
Fred: Well, if there's one thing that you weren't fuzzy on it was your performance. You were amazing on this show!
Cadence: Oh, yes. You showed us that you have an ear for music. Maybe you should give up on your dream of owning a diner, and just pursue in music. ^^
Dingodile: You blokes know something? That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Maybe I'll rather a few of the boys from Cortex's army, and we'll form our own band. And maybe I'll still open up me diner, and have live music every Wednesday night! Boy, that'll be sure to give Cortex a whopper of a headache. ;)
Terry: Yeah, I can see that happening. (turns to Cadence) Not a chance.
Cadence: I know. Dingodile's cooking makes Kitty's cookies taste like candy.
Kitty: Really, guys?
Terry + Cadence: Sorry. ^^;
Kitty: Well, anyway, that about does it for Group B for now. And since Cadence was the only one to get Dingodile right, she gets a point in the running for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy, putting her in the lead with 2 points. Terry and Fred are trailing behind with one point a-piece. Join us back here next time where we'll see Group C take center stage! But, right now, let's hear it one more time for the artist formerly known as the Goblin, Dingodile! (gives Dingodile a microphone)
Dingodile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0BE4cXbF4g
Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted
Stay rad, all!
Dingodile belongs to Naughty Dog/Universal Interactive/Activision/Microsoft
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
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