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Wow guys, you REALLY had it out for Lazlo, huh? Brick ended up getting more than double the votes he did! Literally the only way things could’ve turned around would’ve been for Lazlo to get a perfect D20 roll and for Brick to roll a 2 or lower. Of course, that’s not how things went. The votes and the dice were in agreement once again so Brick is eventually gonna have to fight Issac whenever we get to that branch of the tournament!
(Also yes, Brick isn’t technically my own OC since I stole him from a tv show but whatever! I came up with name and personality for him so that’s more than what Nickelodeon did for him LOL)
Brick 26+11=37
Lazlo 8+8=16
Art was once again done by
Pawmageddon who REALLY wanted to draw this match because he’s been looking for an excuse to draw Lazlo. Go pay him money to draw more battered bucks!
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“Hello wrestling fans. I’m George Moosefari and with me is my fellow commentator, Tony Duffy.”
“Hey.”
“Before the next exciting fight in the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament begins, I believe Tony has something to say in regards to how he acted during our last interview.”
“Yeah, Yeah. I wish to formally apologize over some of the things I said to Lazlo Lee during our Q&A session with him and Brick. It was...wrong of me to say what I said. Those comments do not represent what this tournament and company as a whole is about. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive my emotional outburst...”
“That was a mature apology, Tony. Now then-“
“For the record though, I could’ve kicked his ass...”
“-Now then! Tonight’s match pits Brick Wilson against Lazlo Lee. It’s horns versus antlers and let me tell you, I wouldn’t want to be caught between these two.”
“Damn right, George! The bell hasn’t even run yet and these two already look like they’re chomping at the bit to turn the other into a pretzel!”
“The deer is clearly itching for a rumble. I haven’t seen such rage in a man since Jacob Hammerclaw’s debut in 1976.”
“The two are squaring up...And there’s the bell!”
“Brick and Lazlo are starting off strong with a lockup. I tell ya, Tony. These youngblood’s certainly aren’t lacking in muscle.”
“That might be because Lazlo has openly admitted to abusing steroids to keep ahead of the competition! The only thing worse than thickheaded jackass is a cheater!”
“Tony, your bias is showing...”
“The only thing I’m showing is the truth! Say what you want about Brick, at least his muscles are real!”
“Speaking of the bovine heavyweight, he just broke up the lockup with sheer brute force. Less than a minute into the fight and Brick’s opponent just lost his advantage.”
“Nice!”
“Brick reaches out and grabs the deer by the neck. He’s hoisting him into the air only to follow it up with a chokeslam?! Dear lord, that looked painful.”
“Heh, something tells me Lazlo *is* praying for a deer lord after a painful move like that!”
“The wild buck breaks free with a kick to the bulls stomach. He better get up soon, otherwise he’s going to be in for a world of hurt...”
“Too late, George! Looks like Brick is gonna take him for a spin!”
“The masked wrestler is wrapping his massive arms around his opponent’s legs and spinning him around in a circle. They just keep spinning...and spinning...and ugh...s-spinning...”
“Are you ok, George? You don’t look so hot right now.”
“I-I’m fine, Tony. Just watching this play out can make a man nauseous...”
“Well you better keep a paper bag on hand, cause it looks like Brick isn’t stopping anytime soon!”
“Cripes. Is he going for a world record or something? No one should be subjugated to a giant swing for that long!”
“Tell me about it. Even I’m starting to feel a little sympathetic for Lazlo! He’s just a brown and orange blur at this point!”
“Brick continues to spin him around...only to let go at the apex! ouch!”
“Lazlo just went flying! He’s practically halfway out of the ring!”
“ I’m telling ya, Tony. Brick Wilson is like a force of nature when it comes to wrestling. Look at him now, he’s slowly making his way to his helpless victim. Can the stag escape from total obliteration?”
“Tough to say, George. I don’t-wait a second...what’s Lazlo doing?”
“It looks like...he’s reaching for something underneath the ring?”
“What’s happening right-HOLY HELL!!!”
“Jesus Christ! Lazlo just pulled out a sledgehammer!”
“WHAT THE HELL?! Weapons aren’t allowed during this tournament! Where the fuck is the referee?!”
“The deer is swinging that hammer around like a madman! Someone get-“
“OH GOD! LAZLO JUST HIT BRICK IN THE LEG! I THINK I HEARD SOMETHING BREAK ALL THE WAY FROM HERE!!!”
“Brick is screaming in pain! I think he’s seriously injured down there! Quick, someone send help!”
“George, look! Lazlo is lining up his hammer with the bulls head! This is seriously fucked up!”
“Any young viewers watching this should turn this off immediately! I repeat, any young viewers should-“
“HE DODGED IT! BRICK DODGED THE STRIKE AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!”
“Oh thank god!”
“Lazlo is clearly enraged and swinging the sledgehammer around like crazy! I can’t believe what I’m watching! The bull is somehow dodging all these strikes on a messed-up leg! How is this happening!?”
“I don’t know, Tony. I just don’t know...”
“Holy shit! Brick just caught the weapon in midair and is now wrestling it away from Lazlo’s grip!”
“I can’t believe what’s happening right now!”
“OOF! Brick just slammed the top end of the hammer into his opponent’s gut! Did you see that, George?!”
“Tony, I have a working pair of eyes...”
“Ha-ha! Take that you rabid piece of garbage! I hope that freaking stung!!!”
“Lazlo is laying on the ground in pain and Brick just shattered that sledge into a million pieces over his good knee. I think it’s safe to say this match is at an end right now...”
“No it’s not, George! Brick is pulling him up for an upright chokehold! Boy, the bovine is looking pretty angry right now, huh?”
“He’s not just angry, he’s furious!”
“Jesus christ! He isn’t letting go! I think he’s actually trying to strangle the life out of Lazlo right now!”
“The stag is tapping out but Brick just keeps on choking him out! This isn’t about the match anymore. This is about revenge, plain and simple...”
“Lazlo has now passed out in the bulls arms and yep! Brick has finally let go of his opponent! The all-American patriot takes a major step towards adding another belt to his collection! After that painful ordeal, I’d say he’s more than earned it!”
“The masked bull is now getting dragged away by paramedics to get his leg checked out. With tears in his eyes and his arms triumphantly in the air, I’d say he’s feeling pretty relived right now. This match may have been brief, but it’s certainly one for the history books...”
“You’ve said it, pal. With Lazlo’s current tournament status in question, I can’t think of a better way to end things off! I’m Tony Duffy...”
“...And I’m George Moosefari. Join us next time for a hopefully calmer fight in the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament. Good night and drive safely, everyone.”
(Also yes, Brick isn’t technically my own OC since I stole him from a tv show but whatever! I came up with name and personality for him so that’s more than what Nickelodeon did for him LOL)
Brick 26+11=37
Lazlo 8+8=16
Art was once again done by
Pawmageddon who REALLY wanted to draw this match because he’s been looking for an excuse to draw Lazlo. Go pay him money to draw more battered bucks!=========================================================================
“Hello wrestling fans. I’m George Moosefari and with me is my fellow commentator, Tony Duffy.”
“Hey.”
“Before the next exciting fight in the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament begins, I believe Tony has something to say in regards to how he acted during our last interview.”
“Yeah, Yeah. I wish to formally apologize over some of the things I said to Lazlo Lee during our Q&A session with him and Brick. It was...wrong of me to say what I said. Those comments do not represent what this tournament and company as a whole is about. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive my emotional outburst...”
“That was a mature apology, Tony. Now then-“
“For the record though, I could’ve kicked his ass...”
“-Now then! Tonight’s match pits Brick Wilson against Lazlo Lee. It’s horns versus antlers and let me tell you, I wouldn’t want to be caught between these two.”
“Damn right, George! The bell hasn’t even run yet and these two already look like they’re chomping at the bit to turn the other into a pretzel!”
“The deer is clearly itching for a rumble. I haven’t seen such rage in a man since Jacob Hammerclaw’s debut in 1976.”
“The two are squaring up...And there’s the bell!”
“Brick and Lazlo are starting off strong with a lockup. I tell ya, Tony. These youngblood’s certainly aren’t lacking in muscle.”
“That might be because Lazlo has openly admitted to abusing steroids to keep ahead of the competition! The only thing worse than thickheaded jackass is a cheater!”
“Tony, your bias is showing...”
“The only thing I’m showing is the truth! Say what you want about Brick, at least his muscles are real!”
“Speaking of the bovine heavyweight, he just broke up the lockup with sheer brute force. Less than a minute into the fight and Brick’s opponent just lost his advantage.”
“Nice!”
“Brick reaches out and grabs the deer by the neck. He’s hoisting him into the air only to follow it up with a chokeslam?! Dear lord, that looked painful.”
“Heh, something tells me Lazlo *is* praying for a deer lord after a painful move like that!”
“The wild buck breaks free with a kick to the bulls stomach. He better get up soon, otherwise he’s going to be in for a world of hurt...”
“Too late, George! Looks like Brick is gonna take him for a spin!”
“The masked wrestler is wrapping his massive arms around his opponent’s legs and spinning him around in a circle. They just keep spinning...and spinning...and ugh...s-spinning...”
“Are you ok, George? You don’t look so hot right now.”
“I-I’m fine, Tony. Just watching this play out can make a man nauseous...”
“Well you better keep a paper bag on hand, cause it looks like Brick isn’t stopping anytime soon!”
“Cripes. Is he going for a world record or something? No one should be subjugated to a giant swing for that long!”
“Tell me about it. Even I’m starting to feel a little sympathetic for Lazlo! He’s just a brown and orange blur at this point!”
“Brick continues to spin him around...only to let go at the apex! ouch!”
“Lazlo just went flying! He’s practically halfway out of the ring!”
“ I’m telling ya, Tony. Brick Wilson is like a force of nature when it comes to wrestling. Look at him now, he’s slowly making his way to his helpless victim. Can the stag escape from total obliteration?”
“Tough to say, George. I don’t-wait a second...what’s Lazlo doing?”
“It looks like...he’s reaching for something underneath the ring?”
“What’s happening right-HOLY HELL!!!”
“Jesus Christ! Lazlo just pulled out a sledgehammer!”
“WHAT THE HELL?! Weapons aren’t allowed during this tournament! Where the fuck is the referee?!”
“The deer is swinging that hammer around like a madman! Someone get-“
“OH GOD! LAZLO JUST HIT BRICK IN THE LEG! I THINK I HEARD SOMETHING BREAK ALL THE WAY FROM HERE!!!”
“Brick is screaming in pain! I think he’s seriously injured down there! Quick, someone send help!”
“George, look! Lazlo is lining up his hammer with the bulls head! This is seriously fucked up!”
“Any young viewers watching this should turn this off immediately! I repeat, any young viewers should-“
“HE DODGED IT! BRICK DODGED THE STRIKE AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!”
“Oh thank god!”
“Lazlo is clearly enraged and swinging the sledgehammer around like crazy! I can’t believe what I’m watching! The bull is somehow dodging all these strikes on a messed-up leg! How is this happening!?”
“I don’t know, Tony. I just don’t know...”
“Holy shit! Brick just caught the weapon in midair and is now wrestling it away from Lazlo’s grip!”
“I can’t believe what’s happening right now!”
“OOF! Brick just slammed the top end of the hammer into his opponent’s gut! Did you see that, George?!”
“Tony, I have a working pair of eyes...”
“Ha-ha! Take that you rabid piece of garbage! I hope that freaking stung!!!”
“Lazlo is laying on the ground in pain and Brick just shattered that sledge into a million pieces over his good knee. I think it’s safe to say this match is at an end right now...”
“No it’s not, George! Brick is pulling him up for an upright chokehold! Boy, the bovine is looking pretty angry right now, huh?”
“He’s not just angry, he’s furious!”
“Jesus christ! He isn’t letting go! I think he’s actually trying to strangle the life out of Lazlo right now!”
“The stag is tapping out but Brick just keeps on choking him out! This isn’t about the match anymore. This is about revenge, plain and simple...”
“Lazlo has now passed out in the bulls arms and yep! Brick has finally let go of his opponent! The all-American patriot takes a major step towards adding another belt to his collection! After that painful ordeal, I’d say he’s more than earned it!”
“The masked bull is now getting dragged away by paramedics to get his leg checked out. With tears in his eyes and his arms triumphantly in the air, I’d say he’s feeling pretty relived right now. This match may have been brief, but it’s certainly one for the history books...”
“You’ve said it, pal. With Lazlo’s current tournament status in question, I can’t think of a better way to end things off! I’m Tony Duffy...”
“...And I’m George Moosefari. Join us next time for a hopefully calmer fight in the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament. Good night and drive safely, everyone.”
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Species Bovine (Other)
Size 1280 x 960px
File Size 266.5 kB
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