hmmm... i smell something fishy going on.

*sniff-sniff* hmmmmm I think it is because of....her fishy personality?

Nah, she looks adorable
*pats head*
*lowers stump*
awww... i liked that hand...
*bleeds to death*

:0000 noooooooooo
*goose treatment*
*oh god how to treat people ummm*
*goose hugs can help maybe??*

*and thus the goose became known as the red goose* 😂

*but who knows, in a different reality, maybe magic would...*

*oh, wait... you say we havd had mermaids and talking geese so obviously magic is real? fairs i guess*

*and this the goose, with her warm hug made everything better and the human woke up with a band aid on his stump, but was all better*

Oh! thanks! you saved me!

*gestures to give pats, but stump, so only virtual pats... and also blood loss... is a bit confused*

!!! oh man I'm so glad you are okay!!!
*hud aggressively with all my love and warmth*
I alwaus know that love can make impossible things qwq

😂💖🥰👍💯